Ryan McManus

If I’m a zoo animal, I wanna be a duck. Those guys fly in and out of every exhibit with no supervision. Make a million friends from all over the world. I love ducks.

@AskAmex @Nicknlibnna How about my 6.5 hour hold?

@AmericanExpress I understand there are long hold times, but I need help with an issue and I’ve been on the phone now almost an hour and a half and counting. Please help.

@Nicknlibnna @AskAmex @AmericanExpress I’ll do you better

@AskAmex now on hold again waiting to talk to the 4th person. Now goin hon 2 hours because I booked online. This is now unacceptable. Please help.

@JimmyRandazzo Remember the last time they were the overwhelming favorite? I do

The Yankees are the overwhelming favorite in the AL East if they sign Carlos Correa.

@JimmyRandazzo Just happy to see you have a reason to be back on Twitter jimmy

NOT

Damn I really feel bad for the Red Sox fans…….

@JimmyRandazzo Oh there you are, it’s been awhile

UH OHHHHHH

With the recent Boone news, is @JimmyRandazzo now boycotting Yankees and rooting for the Sox to win the World Series?

@Jared_Carrabis Hot seat @JimmyRandazzo

I appreciate the passion, but the “everybody get up” guy at baseball games is kinda the worst. We know it’s a big moment, bro. Thanks, though.

@JimmyRandazzo @AaronBoone Confirmed

I hear San Diego is nice all year round @AaronBoone…

@MikeReiss Hey Mike, thanks for updates. How to you like your steak cooked?

Notes from Patriots-Texans warmups: 🏈 LB Jamie Collins on top punt-protection unit 🏈 Roof will be closed today 🏈 Punter Jake Bailey an option for long FGs, hitting from about 60 🏈 Yodny Cajuste works at top left tackle 🥩 Flank steak in press box getting rave reviews

@SRobby2 Can’t believe you took this photo. Jealousy at an all time high

@jktunney @SwedishFish #dutchcrab

Did they change the #swedishfish flavor? @SwedishFish

They should let Tom Brady play for both teams

@JimmyRandazzo Take your shirt off on the dance floor tonight

If the Yankees win today I will ________

@Steve_Perrault @JimmyRandazzo

@HaleyOSomething @BarstoolBigCat

@menguintux Thanks a lot! Great service 🤙

@prayingMcMantis Hi Ryan! Sure thing - I just sent you an email with a copy of your return label attached. Thanks for renting with Menguin and have a great day!

Hey @menguintux you forgot to send my tie, pick up your phone.

@menguintux One more problem…are you guys able to send me another return label? 😬 left it in San Diego. Will be shipping suit back from Philly

@prayingMcMantis Hey Ryan! It looks like there was no tie on your order. I see one of our Agents spoke to you on the phone. Enjoy your weekend and have fun at the event!

Had an amazing time at @GorgeAmphitheat to see @phish but I think @honeybucket is the true MVP. Those potties were IMMACULATE #phish #thegorge #cleanbumbum

Are the Yankees better than the Red Sox? My column: FUCK