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@moonchild23580 The internet

Men who can cook... who taught you? 👀 Be honest.

@KitsuraNines @ThatUsagiOMG Is the proof that the girl turned out to be 17 forthcoming? Because it doesn't explicitly state an age in the shared messages.

@ThatUsagiOMG whats worse? drama or sending a dick pic to girl who turned out to be 17 years old? asking for a friend 🤭

@ThrillaRilla369 Lord Terrence, the terror of the backyard

I made a friend What should I name him? 🐸

@ManMilk2 This a justifiable reason to hire a prostitute. Fuck her.

@cboyack I will park my car farther from the entrance if it's next to a cart return so it's easy to put where it belongs.

Well, do you?

@SteveLovesAmmo So my last relationship didn't work out because I poured icewater over her head and demanded she do it again until she got it right? The more you know I guess.

Women aren’t really that difficult. If you made a mistake, tell her you’re sorry. If she made a mistake, tell her you’re sorry.

@ZarinaBano9a No.

Men, be honest: Is it okay if a woman smokes on a date?

@CryHavoc88 I've seen the 14 words referenced elsewhere but I'm not familiar with what they are.

My race is my religion and the 14 words are my battle cry! You are not alone my White brothers. Millions of us are awake now. Prepare for the coming storm before it is too late. WP o/

@Amer1can_Barbie If there are no sand people, they can't fight over a useless piece of desert.

I’ve been an advocate for making the Middle East into a glass parking lot since 9-11… Blow. It. All. To. Fucking. Pieces. Leave absolutely nothing behind. Nothing.

@shadelordz My buddy and his girlfriend set this as their ringtone.

someone made this, rewatched it and said “yeah thats a gem” then posted

I Dare You

@moonpetal76 Depends on how dressed up I am.

do you find yourself attractive?

@Amer1can_Barbie @Timcast @TimcastNews This is the new litmus test for wife material.

@Timcast @TimcastNews Their “help us!!” screams are what I’m gonna touch myself to later 🥰

🚨BREAKING: A video of a woman being detained by ICE has gone viral The @TimcastNews team reached out to DHS for comment and this was their reply “On July 20, 2026, ICE arrested Chantal Alejandra Morales Rojas, an illegal alien from Ecuador. She entered the country on October 20, 2024, on a visa that would allow her to stay in the country until January 4, 2025. In violation of our nation’s laws, she overstayed her visa. She remains in ICE custody pending removal proceedings. Being in detention is a choice. We encourage all illegal aliens to take control of their departure with the CBP Home App. The United States is offering illegal aliens $2,600 and a free flight to self-deport now. We encourage every person here illegally to take advantage of this offer and reserve the chance to come back to the U.S. the right legal way to live the American dream. If not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return.”

@KelTecOfficial Stargate command would like to speak with you.

It's a pistol. 😉 That also holds 50 rounds...

@0FedKin @AnimeBibleVerse I'll give that a try and let you know how it goes.

@pricklierprick @AnimeBibleVerse Some people dont get addicted to meth either

@TheCensoredRock Was the pet rock I had as a child a form of slavery?

My people are very likeable

@mplearchipelago @Sassafrass_84 That they ever were was a lie designed to take advantage of our overly compassionate instincts. It's time for a course correction.

@pricklierprick @Sassafrass_84 yes. that's the spirit. these people are not our responsibility anymore.

Just a psa: You came here screaming “they’ll kill me if I go back!” Ok. You can stay and seek asylum. The asylum ends the second you send cash back, wave their flag, or book a vacation to the “death trap”you escaped. Pick a lane. We’re not running a hotel for frauds.

@klara_sjo I'm sure Minato could teach you all about seal magic

I wish I knew seal magic.

@askaya Rookie mistake. Never talk to a crying woman, don't invite that negative energy into your life.

Men, if you see a girl crying, ask her if it's because she's fat.

@garyboomer58 Enjoying the house I bought.

If you’re a millennial you’ve had 20 years to work and buy a house What have you been doing this whole time?