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@brad_pepsi “Brought to you by the creators of uno” yea but like why

Uno says knowledge of English required in four languages on its packaging and it’s a greater metaphor for something in life I think

Keep my phone on my person for emergency tweeting

Before the pause epidemic everyone and everything used to be blowing me!!! He blew me she blew everyone was blowing me!!! Good times

I hate myself for liking white people my whole life. My Mom Was Right.

@brad_pepsi @JustMaj_ I see you fighting back on behalf of white girls

@JustMaj_ Owner is the guy in black shirt on second slide

A white girl will walk into a store unphased with dogs like this talking bout they service dogs

I’m loading

Yes I just got high by sleeping

I made it happen out of a molehill

I want a house phone in my apartment and to never enjoy weed again

Ima pull my dick for a chat

Sometimes you see someone that’s like 27

@averageLESguy Happy for your sex I’ll have it too. Itll either be in solidarity or out of spite.

How it feels seeing people in line for bars when you just got play for the first time in two months

You know that new movie yea that one the one about the Homerian Greek epic. Yea well you Odyssey deez nuts in your mouth

Tweeting to myself until my charm and wit return

Yo you still be tweetin?

Hey are you still on twitter

@CalvZynisT @Andy223312 They just like Smoking sprayed Weed that makes it look 🔥 but But they Ash Be black ash 😭💯

Twitter selfie

guy that walks through dupont circle on a sunday and say to his girlfriend "this is exactly like a high school or college campus"