princess 🧸🧚🏼‍♀️

two for price of one 👀✨

Robots cleaning rivers > robots writing screenplays

Making him stroke himself infront of you>>>>>

begging him to slow down or take it easy and instead he just says “you’re okay baby, you’re okay” and fucks you harder

Are you fine with people not liking you?

Too young to vote. Too young to drive. Too young to rent an apartment. Old enough to give birth? Your logic is a crime scene.

You call pregnancy a blessing. But deny maternity leave, childcare, healthcare, and food assistance. So what exactly is the blessing? The suffering?

One man got 6 months for rape. Another faces 99 years for a life saving abortion. That's not justice.

I MEAN ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION I DONT WANT AN EATING DISORDER

My boyfriend works at a shop where 90% of the staff are women. And you just KNOW some customers march in demanding to "speak to a man." So, the female worker calls my boyfriend from the storage. These women have to wait, like, ten minutes because he's usually busy. He finally comes out and the conversation pretty much always goes down like this: "What can I help you with?" "Oh, I need this specific plumbing part for this super specific project." Boyfriend: "No clue, ask her."

i broke up with my 3 yrs boyfriend because his mom told me i wasn’t the kind of girl she wants for her son since i don’t “take care of him properly” (apparently that means cooking for him every day)… mind you i’m the one paying the rent and i have a job… and i kept waiting for him to say something, anything, and he didn’t

The annoying part of Sydney Sweeney is when she decides to lock in she can indeed act

Exactly. Men light up when I say I'm bisexual and non monogamous. Then they BLACK OUT when I say I tell them that means I will date other guys.

girls with thick thighs and loud laugh are top tier. repost if you agree.

this exactly why I’ve reached the point where if a man consistently uses violence against women in an artistic manner or even jokingly fantasizes or jokes about killing a woman it’s a red flag😭 violence against women & girls is just too rampant to make excuses for these niggas

Watching someone jerk off through their underwear is like 10% hotter than just dicks out. Oh lordie

"Envy no one. For whatever you see, a price was paid." Absolute truth.

@ok6ixx That is not customer service that is emergency academic intervention 😭 dad knew exactly what was at stake and chose chaos with purpose.

(The coffee shop is staffed and run by students.) Student: "Hi, can I have... uh, something, with coffee that I can get quickly?" Barista: "Got an exam coming up?" Student: "Yeah... real soon." Barista: "How about the 'exam special? Extra caffeinated, two bucks if you've got a [school] ID. Student: "Perfect. Can I bring a few with me? I told my friends I'd get them coffee, too." Barista: "Sure, we can seal them up and box them. A lot of students have asked for that." Student: "Sure, Can I get 11?" Barista: "11 exam specials, ASAPI" (Two other staff members jump into action and start assembling drinks.) Student: "My debit card won't go through." Barista: "Uh oh. It's been working fine. Try it again." Student: "No luck. Let me see if I have cash." (Suddenly, the clock tower nearby chimes the hour.) Student: "visibly shaken "Oh, un, is it two o'clock already?" Barista: "Yeah... when's your final?" Student: "2:10. 1, uh, I only have ten dollars." "under her breath Doctor [Name] is going to kill me..." Barista: "Did you say Doctor [Name]?" Student: "Yeah." Barista: "Chemistry?" Student: "Yeah..." (The barista shoves the box of coffee into the student's hands.) Barista: "Leave your ten dollars and run! Run like your life depends on it!" Student: "Auugh!" (The student takes the coffee and flees. Now it's my turn to order) Me: "I take it you've had Doctor [Name] as a teacher?" Barista: "Yeah, for 20 years. He's my dad."