Paul Newell

@ITguySoCal MC1113279 - Attack Simulation Training Update - Select Training Modules to Be Retired - published 2025-07-10 (maybe 2025-07-11 depending on time zone). Did that one not hit your tenant?

KnowBe4 is the most widely adopted phishing simulation and security awareness training. Microsoft attempted to disrupt the market when they integrated training from SANS into the Defender for Office (Plan 2) Attack Simulation feature. 😀 Today I stumbled on this announcement within the MDO product page: 👀 "We recommend encouraging end users to complete all SANS training modules by September 20th, 2025. No new SANS modules should be assigned." 😭 Then I discovered the Learn.microsoft.com page was updated back on June 30th to list the retirement of those SANS training modules. There were no blog posts or Message Center updates about retiring the SANS modules.

@hackdotxxx Seen this one yet? shop.tengusec.tokyo/products/cs-y2… Lord, have mercy!!! 🤣

We tried to warn you.

@UnSportsESPN @EvCoRadio @msmallmon @ESPNCleveland @bigapplebrowns @Browns @BrownsBackers @BKBrownsBackers @UK_Browns @ESPNRadio @ChrisCanty99 @roblorenzoespn @ChrisCanty99, you are incorrect, sir. It is chronicled here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland…. Before you roll your eyes, everything is backed up with references to magazine & newspaper sources. TL;DR: Model was a bad businessman with a 25-year lease who assumed the tax levy would fail.

“The Browns fans are the best in all of sports.” @EvCoRadio responds to @msmallmon leaving out Cleveland in her top five fan base list

@_sysengineer @VogonTechnician The 10 is alleged to have a method to detect blood pressure, but it won't be as accurate as a true BP monitor. That is compelling...but it would be a v1.0 feature.

@VogonTechnician I bought the 9. I’m not really worried about the features the 10 might have.

Should I buy the Apple Watch series 9? Or wait til the new one comes out? I currently have the Apple Watch Series 5.

@medus4_cdc “Team building”

How do I add “Olympic orgy commentator” to my resume, please advise

My google alerts have just informed me that along with being a cybersecurity expert, I am now being quoted in articles about Olympian orgies betches.com/olympic-villag…

@JenMsft Those are my emotional support tabs!

Whenever someone suggests I should close some tabs

@medus4_cdc Black baby Jesus.

@cassandrafaris Yeah, it's usually "ladies" who want me to sign up for their websites. 🤪

Every time I log into this app, I have at least 3 mentiones, get excited about engaging my community, then see that they’re all from spam bots. Anyone else?

@reflog18 I cannot go on more hypertension meds.

Heart Surgeon Begs Americans: "Stop Watching Browns Football.”

@glassj3n @AdkMountains1 So good! :) I don't think they make it the same way the used to though. :(

@prnewell @AdkMountains1 YEAH BOYYY!!! Let’s go get some of that bbq chicken pizza from WL!!!

Where am I headed? ✈️

@reflog18 @kborncrow @Brady_Quinn lol @ the final comment from Quinn!

@kborncrow @Brady_Quinn went after his QB coach

*won 2 games in a row *signed XFL QB to be QB1 *former QB trashing current franchise QB on Twitter

@medus4_cdc May I call out the “brains” thing? It’s a vicious stereotype from a comedy film. Zombies are predators running on pure instinct - their primary one being “to feed”. Your hypothalamus may work, but theirs doesn’t. Check your privilege and do better. #Godbless

I have a very important subject to discuss: Sometimes, when people are drawing zombies/doing zombie makeup, they include stitches. This is inaccurate. No one is giving the zombies medical attention. They don’t even have insurance to get stitches. Please stop spreading misinfo

@MissJennyDix @medus4_cdc I was thinking similarly. Perhaps the person became a zombie shortly after receiving medical attention which included receiving stitches. Otherwise…how could someone give a zombie stitches? Gonna become a zombie yourself.

@medus4_cdc There was a line from world war z where he talked about the first wave of people to be widely infected were those who were in the hospital, (got bit, went to hospital for treatment, turned, killed other patients) so many of them would have stitches but not to the density as shown

@Bub3m16 Probably the guy in the control room who will have to keep cutting the mics.

Who should be CM Punk's first opponent/feud when he returns to WWE?

@Gwen_S_Gibson @SalVulcano @tastebudspod Both are true statements.

Tastes Buddies! It's the HALLOWEEN TOURNAMENT! Look for about ten battle polls today! @tastebudspod

@SalVulcano @tastebudspod What? How are you going to compare these? Make it interesting; pit Milky Way against *regular* Twix. ...you regular twit.

@medus4_cdc If that were to happen to me...just do it. Just fucking do it.

Sneaking up behind you, it’s SHIA LEBOUF he’s holding up a knife SHIA LEBOUF

@AMCPlus hi there! Any word on an Xbox app? AMC+ has been around for over three years now, but no Xbox app. There's still an app for the older AMC streaming service (non-"plus"), but it doesn't work with AMC+ accounts.

@reflog18 I, for one, am excited about Jim Schwartz becoming head coach next season!

“Kevin Stefanski will surely simplify the offense for a backup rookie QB” Kevin Stefanski play calling yesterday: