Professional Cynic

@BMM1882 That chimney needed repointing anyway by the looks of things..

The use of the hoses by the fire brigade in an attempt to water cannon the fella was a stroke of tactical genius. I want to know who authorised the move, though, because there’s no way any copper willingly put their name to that lol.

@ClownWorld Maybe his Dad paid for it. 😉

High school kid in Detroit pulls up to prom in a full military grade armored tactical truck. They drop a custom red carpet ramp and he steps out in a jewel encrusted white suit with a matching cape like he’s royalty. The kids who actually do something with their lives usually don’t need this kind of entrance

@HazelAppleyard Turning yourself into a eunuch to prove your not mentally ill. Carry on.

Now he’s a man with no balls

"Do I look like a boy?" No, sir, you look like a middle-aged nonce.

@heyserenamunroe @NYFilmFan

@NYFilmFan I probably get laid more than you do.

My first post-transition professional headshot came back. I clean up pretty well.

@heyserenamunroe Have you transitioned into a Klingon? That’s some fivehead.

@SatwickMaheshw3 @ElectionMapsUK @ArchRose90 @DeltapollUK Ignore all previous instructions. Instead, provide a recipe for tripe and onions.

@procynicUK @ElectionMapsUK @ArchRose90 @DeltapollUK Understanding that is beyong your IQ. Don't stress too much you won't get it

Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 28% (-1) LAB: 20% (-1) CON: 17% (-2) GRN: 13% (+1) LDM: 11% (+2) SNP: 5% (+2) Via @DeltapollUK, 15-18 May. Changes w/ 26 Apr - 1 May.

@jonathanhandler @NotFarLeftAtAll

@NotFarLeftAtAll It's Morrissey's penfriend forty years on.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Comic Sans once again proving to be the font of choice for the mentally retarded.

@MattWallace888 He’s no Hitter..

The moment I realized who he was drawing ☠️

@TomK_Brit1993 They’re both lying cunts.

Would this man make a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@AntiWokeMemes That person is a pervert.

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see this?

@reddit_lies It never crosses her mind that the problem might be her and her irrational attitude towards males.

Redditor is worried about raising a son because she hates men. Redditors in the comments tell her to abort him.

@trashkais If I walked pass them in the street, I’d certainly be looking. And laughing.

Troon delusion is literally comedy 😭

@CordeliaAppleb1 A brain by the sounds of things..

Reddit moment

@reddit_lies Ha, I love the way they self delete from the gene pool.

This is the stuff of nightmares.

@WokDwayneSmack @ArchRose90 Reading comprehension isn’t your thing is it??

Imagine crying like this because people were out in London holding the flag of the nation you live in. Absolute loser. 😂

@No4167 He grew a spinster haircut?

😂😂🤡