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@Veritatem2021 @metoffice 🤡

@metoffice Utterly generalised nonsense.

We’ll be releasing full Spring 2026 and May statistics on Monday 1 June. Early provisional Met Office statistics show that spring so far has seen: 🌡️ Above average UK temps - especially England & Wales 🌧️ Below average UK rainfall - especially in southern England ☀️ Above average sunshine But there's significant variation in these figures across regions. We'll explain all on Monday.

@ChrisCowlin Dubious source to say the least - would be amazed if RDZ ok'd this

"An agreement has been reached between João Palhinha and Sporting. The Portuguese side must now convince Bayern Munich and find a financial solution to make the transfer possible this summer." - A BOLA (Portugal) #COYS #THFC

@Gaynotqueer1 but not a demi-god then

"I identify as a demiboy."

@HotspurLane @abolapt Questionable source "trust me bro" - wasnt Joao saying very recently he wanted to stay at Spurs? Until a more reputable source confirms this, I am calling BS

🚨 An agreement between Sporting CP and Joao Palhinha has been REACHED! ✅😳 Sporting must now convince Bayern Munich and find a financial solution to make the transfer possible. @abolapt Thoughts, #THFC fans? 🤷‍♂️

@Playteaux1 🙄

American in The “Unpredictable” UK Heat Wave

@calebcollins345 @CraZoid1YT @Byromew @Playteaux1 Sspending upwards of £300 for a unit that will only be used for one or two weeks a year...hmmm 🙄

@CraZoid1YT @Byromew @Playteaux1 Our Humidity is almost exactly the same, man. Insulation works BOTH WAYS. That’s how a YETI cup can keep hot chocolate hot and iced cola cold longer. Your people are just retarded and refuse to put in a window unit that lasts for decades and costs $300.

@_cosmicangst Being happy for the show to stop just because you dont like it - interesting take. But it's your opinion & of course you are entitled to it. Lots of others - including myself - are still greatly enjoy it & want it to carry on.

Am I the only one not worried at all about the special but accepting that the show will be put to rest after? The show is basically a dementia patient and I’m ok for her to slip away peacefully after such suffering

@MartinLeaPhoto @metoffice

@metoffice Yeah ...so 1.1 doesn't sound that hot me ....close to freezing so how come your headline isn't "Despite temporary high temps Scotland is still freezing at night time" you fearmongering grifters

We’ve provisionally broken the UK record for the highest May minimum temperature for the third night in a row 🌡️ Camborne only fell to 21.4°C overnight, making for another ‘tropical night’ (above 20°C). Meanwhile, Loch Glascarnoch in Scotland dropped to 1.1°C

@SaulStaniforth 👍

Laura Tobin: ".. the thing at play here is obviously climate change.. its still spring.. a reminder of where we should be for the time of year & where we actually are. At least 16 degrees warmer than where we should be for the time of year" Don't look up.

@mchaggisboss @SaulStaniforth @chunkymark 🤡

@SaulStaniforth @chunkymark Can someone ask the stupid cunts where the climate change has gone ! I’m all in now all broadcast media is being switched off ! It’s a fucking pantomime of retardation and lies on all levels …

@BerekFTMD @SaulStaniforth still time to delete this post pal

@SaulStaniforth It’s not Spring , British Summer Time started on the 29th of March . In just over 3 weeks it’ll be Mid Summer

You notice how .. May in fact has been very average if not cooler than average - all month.....and yet the climate hysterics focus on the one hot day which has now passed already Records? I don't think so .. we've had the same temp many times before . And that was without the Met office fiddling figures ... There's a reason Lidos were once so prolific in the U.K. and one of the most popular things to do in the 20s and 30s Perhaps if the Met didn't use once lone weather stations which are now surrounded by buildings... or went back to using air source rather than ground ... or take temps at runways or near solar fields... The temps would in fact not be anywhere record breaking. Especially if you go back centuries And again if we had cheap energy we could warm and cool our homes as needed and no hysteria would be needed and we could focus instead on cleaning up our rivers and seas and green spaces which ARE in need of help. Warm is good Enjoy

@woah_an_idiot @chatswithem it is not summer & 16 degrees above the May average is not "perfectly normal" Get your head out of the sand

@chatswithem Exactly, this was a perfectly normal temperature for the middle of summer.

@volcaholic1 The state of this comment section - the temperature today exceeded a lot of IQs But great comedy I must say....keep it up CCDs

And I'll just leave this here..... Every single fucking one of those were broken yesterday. I'll wait.

@markcar15451454 @volcaholic1 "warm" 16 degrees above the May average...hmmmm🙄🤡

@volcaholic1 How does a few days warm weather constitute climate change

@BrianHo75200953 @volcaholic1 You mean facts like the Heathrow weather station hasnt been moved since 1948?

@volcaholic1 We're not too thick we just look at facts like the fact weather stations have been moved and changed etc. obviously the weather is going to be hot in an airport where it's measured, all the tarmac and concrete holds heat

🚨 Yesterdays new record for the hottest day on record in May has been beaten today. It's been horrible! Climate change deniers aren't missing the facts. They're just too thick for the implications to sink in. As you'll see in the comments..

@volcaholic1 Well said & you are right, the comment section has proved your point in bucket loads!

@metoffice 😵will be glad when the temps get back to below 30!

Today is now the hottest day in May on record for both England and Wales with Kew Gardens provisionally reaching 35.1°C and Cardiff Bute Park reaching 32.9°C 🌡️

@JMcG90287475 @metoffice

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@13orangesbc @metoffice @CMorrisonEsq @ElaineCox11 🙄🤡

@metoffice Why @metoffice are 80% of your weather stations rated 4-5 where 5 = junk & record temperature to within 2-5 degrees Celsius of accuracy …and why do you cut the grass so tight at other locations eg Kew = higher temperatures GUARANTEED Almost as it… @CMorrisonEsq @ElaineCox11