Jeff Lindsay

macOS but it's a GameCube controller

NEW: Cheffy just launched a robot that cracks and cooks your eggs. Egor automates breakfast by cooking eggs 7 ways, while Toastr syncs your toast so everything finishes together. -Automatically cracks eggs with no shells or mess -Cooks eggs 7 ways, from sunny-side up to hard boiled -Makes up to 2 fried eggs or 6 boiled eggs at once -Schedule breakfast ASAP, on a timer, or for a specific time -Steam-finishes over-easy, over-medium, and over-hard eggs without flipping -Toastr syncs toast timing with the eggs Bundle priced at $349.

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