Michael Doyle

@darrenpjones Fuck me more money for your cronies no doubt, just go we've had knock of you lying charlatans.

Each department in government will now have its own delivery unit, led by a senior civil servant. And every Secretary of State and Minister of State will be given a new “delivery advisor” in their private office to support this work. These new delivery functions will be accountable to both their Secretary of State and to my team. This builds on my recent work setting up the new joint No10 and Cabinet Office Delivery Unit. Read more: civilserviceworld.com/professions/ar…

@TimesRadio who's been eating all the pies.

The Sunday Times Columnist Dominc Lawson recounts the time he shared a table with Nigel Farage and a joke at Farage’s expense didn’t go over very well. “He actually turned white with anger. I mean the color drained from his face.”

@DoubleDownNews Fuck Palestine

"Tommy Robinson could have organised his demo on any weekend, but chose a day coinciding with the annual Nakba Day march. Rather than push for date of Robinson march to be changed, Met Police ordered the route of Nakba march to be moved. To allow tens of thousands of Robinson's supporters, who have track record of violence, to descend on London the same day as a peaceful anti-genocide march is an act of gross irresponsibility on the part of the Met" @PulaRJS

@BellaWallerstei Bully for you dopey

Tommy Robinson and his supporters do not represent me. They have weaponised antisemitism for their own agenda. They call themselves patriots but their views couldn't be more un-British. I won’t be intimidated or silenced on this 🇬🇧

@PatrickChristys Noticed the cunt Wilshaw disowning the King on your late night shitshow yesterday

Good grief

@jeremycorbyn Just remind us plebs how many £millions your worth, otherwise just fuck off.

4.5 million children in this country are living in poverty.

@_WokeNonsenseFC Fuckwit not understanding how relegation and promotion works.

I hate Spurs and I don’t particularly like West Ham But losing one of them clubs to fucking Southampton would be a very bad look for the premier league and won’t do the league any favours It was bad enough with Ipswich coming up I’m fucking sick to death of these tinpot yoyo teams and it sums up everything wrong with modern day football

@JohnSlinger Starmer didn't give a fuck about Veterans, farmers, pensioners et al, how about you lot show some humanity.

One thing I’ve not heard much of in the debate about who should be Prime Minister of our country is the human being at the centre of this, & his family, & the effect of this on them all. The vitriol is off the scale. Show some humanity. People we disagree with are not enemies

@donmcgowan Had a look around the Labour benches have you sonny, a bunch of fuckwits and useless wankers, a shit show to be sure.

If Starmer called an election, you'd be screwed. Can you imagine the shitshow of Reform UK trying to stand up 650 'vetted' candidates? The scandals would be off the charts.

@PhilMyers53 good riddance to the pair of you then.

How many feel as I do? If Keir is removed, I will quit the Labour Party

@LaraLewington @MartinSLewis @BAFTA Why is he wearing the uniform of a 1950's bus conductor, ding ding.

Huge congratulations to my husband, @MartinSLewis on winning the @BAFTA special award last night. Couldn’t be prouder. ❤️

@lukeakehurst I'm not a cunt, so I don't qualify

If you aren't already a Labour Party member, you should join now: join.labour.org.uk/join

@BasilTheGreat Tit height just right!

Size of him 🤣

@spencermorgan93 AFC Bournemouth will give them a fight, you can count on it . Up the chez🍒🍒 Tuesday week tune in.

A truly pathetic performance from Brentford As expected

@elliotpower2000 @Kop202 No, the Vitality Stadium is situated at DEAN COURT. Cherries supporters by and large refer to it as DEAN COURT. So fuck off and mind your own business.

@project_doyle @Kop202 Doubt that considering its called the vitality stadium now 🤣🤣

Where would Bournemouth actually play their Champions League home games?

@AlistairCarns Desperation

This is v good news!

@EdwynCollins who cares, just fuck off Eddy

@SteveReedMP Deluded and dangerous, it's too late Reed

A tough set of elections for the party. Labour was elected to change the country. We will work harder than ever to keep that promise.

@MarkHam80780803 Poor old lefty twat can't handle Reform, loving the pain they are all suffering.

Confused Reform voters this morning wondering why their man isn’t in number 10.