False Prophet
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False Prophet
@propheticmach
E dey play, e dey show


Dangote is a poor man where Elon musk stands. Your starting point might be another man’s finish line.










@JusttDerrick cry





Since everyone is asleep now, let me ask this. Who are the people marrying all these Alfa(s) that doesn't do any other job, they just sit at home and make mouth on how they have plenty works(jazz) at hand, same work that doesn't work for them. Who are these women marrying them?

My neighbour’s wife had a baby like a month ago. They haven't posted it online, and they haven't told me directly, but... I know. Infact, I've given them lift so many times from the estate to town and I'm well aware of the pregnancy. Now I’m stuck in this awkward limbo. Do I go over and congratulate them with a gift and risk looking like a neighborhood spy, or do I act completely clueless until they officially announce it? Social etiquette is hard these days, please what should I do?



NYSC Camp btw, before 5 AM you don see like 10 naked men


“We have written a letter to the Senate that we want a copy of the report where it is stated that ₦210 trillion cannot be explained. “If this money is recovered, that will be enough to fix our comatose hospital, our roads that have been turned into death traps, and provide jobs for young people.” Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Femi Falana, made the remark following the Senate’s decision to withdraw the call for the arrest of a former NNPC managing director, Mele Kyari, over alleged mismanagement. #CTVTweet


BREAKING: Borno State Government reintegrates 720 repentant t£rrorists into society after rehabilitation










