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bleh

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

Society is too harsh on nose-picking

@CoveredGeekly I love you mr lillard

Matthew Lillard says he thinks people only like him due to nostalgia "I think that's why I'm working. I don't think anyone really likes me. They just miss the old days." (via youtube.com/watch?v=eGekJ4…)

i don't golf but this is beautiful

A duo I made up

Angela Smyth

When you surprise Sidney

:/

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

toda vez q eu bebo alcool eu lembro o pq prefiro fumar maconha

TODAY IS NATIONAL STAY HOME AND SMOKE WEED DAY. IT'S NOTHING OFFICIAL, I MADE IT UP TELL THE OTHERS.

@buzzmushroom Did this to a bar once, daddy’s song was playing when I left

:D I have a party tonight and I’m NOT allowed on the aux #lastimeiplayednothingbut60smusicandimadeeveryonewatchamonkeesepisode

#canconfirm #richfromdoingnothing

I feel like a huge personality defect of mine came from being a huge jacksfilms fan when I was like 8-14 so no matter what I’ll always be just a little Reddit

The concept of teenagers, who are also mutants, who just happen to be ninjas, while ALSO being turtles is not something the 2020s could ever come up with. That’s a big 80s cocaine brain idea

Hop on Toca boca bro

'Vanity Spoils His Chance'

old movies that suck and are awful are 3 stars, but new movies that suck and are awful are a 1 star. hope this helps

The first depiction of Mary and Jesus