Prudy™

I hate those apps that shut off my music when I open them, like just how important do you think you are?

Not my story but worth to share: My husband has said "I love you" every single day for twelve years. Three weeks ago he stopped. No fight. No distance. Just stopped. Not passive aggressive about it. Still kind. Still present. Just those three words gone. Day four I thought maybe I was imagining it. Day eight I was sure I wasn't. Day twelve I almost asked. Stopped myself. Watched instead. He was fine. Maybe better than fine actually. More relaxed somehow. Laughed easier. Day eighteen I finally asked him directly.He looked confused for a second. Then he said he'd read something about how when words get repeated every day they start to lose weight. He'd been trying to find new ways to say it without saying it. See if I noticed. I told him I noticed. He asked what I'd seen. I thought about it. He'd made my coffee without asking every morning. Left the heated blanket on my side. Texted me once midday for no reason just to say he was thinking about me. He was waiting. I said: "I saw it." He smiled.

Oxygen comes from trees, most of which grow on private land. Is it not reasonable, then, to believe inat onvate landowners are owed compensation for the air that people breathe?

a broke mf always got some money for weed never nothing else 😂😂😂😭😭😭

May your weed always be stronger than the bullshit you Encounter🤗

I hate when jobs ask me to name a time when I had to de-escalate a situation. Niggas don’t even play with me like that i don’t have them kinds of issues

Tried explaining to my non-weed friend why I laugh at the fridge light for 20 minutes. Their face said 'intervention,' mine said 'another bowl.' We moved on

at this point $200 is $20😭

@oblak_000j like why would you do that 😭

@prudyszn My music was already improving the experience. Why would you take away your biggest feature?

I hate those apps that shut off my music when I open them, like just how important do you think you are?

@Deaib_szn how do they even do that? 😭

sometimes the devil is innocent.😭😭

You really have to put yourself on a certain pedestal. Like yes, you're better than that, you're bigger than that, you can't associate yourself with that, you can't even entertain that.

Your next chapter is going to cause people to wish they would have hit that joint in rotation with you.

Smoking is bad but he looks so good doing it.

Tonight a birthday table of 10 spent hundreds of dollars. Everyone e-transferred the money to one guy so he could put it on his premium credit card and collect the points. Tip: $0. My server quietly thanked the birthday girl and mentioned her friend had decided not to tip. The entire table turned on him. He got roasted so hard he pulled out cash and fixed it on the spot. Don't use your friends to farm points while stiffing the staff.

At least she’s honest about where the money is going

What’s the most paranoid thought you’ve had while high?

'heyyyy' ain't that deep, bro 😭.

Did your mum always fuck you up when smoking weed? just keep smoking, soon enough your mom will stop giving a fuck

Donald Trump shows up. Knicks lose. Taylor Swift shows up. Knicks win.

Mfs was rude af in HS & now they want us to support their business girl fck you