pseudonimy

Jesus is King

@StreetFightsHQ “Let’s go buy makeup wipes and see” they got real quiet after that one😂

bro out here rage baiting in real life 😭

@urbanarson @SurvivalInstint

@SurvivalInstint While you’re doing your goofy krav maga grabs he’s slicing the shit out of your back, hips, and ribs with his knife. The only options you have in a knife fight is getting stabbed or running away.

Spec Ops tries Krav Maga

@ripley19x9 @samtripoli

@samtripoli No, she ain't youtube.com/shorts/swpsw_Q…

This is my friend Crystal Marie and she is hilarious!

@cecebrooks07 @ItsKingSlime I can’t even imagine how horrendous you look without makeup

@ItsKingSlime bro turned down kendall kardashian yeah okay 😭

Twitch streamer Marlon reveals that the higher ups in the industry wanted to set him up with Kendall Kardashian so he could become more mainstream, but he declined the offer 😳👀

@flame85412 @p8stie You’re very passionate about dick love that for you

@pseudonimy @p8stie You have all the sensitivity that your pecker lost, don't you hun?

I wish there was a setting on dating apps for if ur circumcised or not

@flame85412 @p8stie Still goin?😂

@pseudonimy @p8stie I would be mad too If my chopped dick looked like this

@flame85412 @p8stie @Lucky7ucwtf

@pseudonimy @p8stie @Lucky7ucwtf I'm a woman hun... And not every man is allergic to water like you...

@flame85412 @p8stie @Lucky7ucwtf Whatever floats your boat dick cheese

@pseudonimy @p8stie @Lucky7ucwtf Said the Freddy Kruegger looking dick...

@Kyle46242033 @wetfloorsign1 @presbagels

@pseudonimy @wetfloorsign1 @presbagels Man do not call basic history Israeli. Stop shooting yourself in the foot.

My boy who’s balding at 19’s shampoo of choice

@goofygoobem Uhhhh ok?

@pseudonimy truke

i'm sad side profile check

@ClipXClipX Women have no situational intelligence subhuman quality time to take the voting rights away

🚨 Kick streamer iDuncle stays chill while a car drives straight at them on the sidewalk… his girlfriend freaks out and yells at him for not moving 👀

@minamorolll Gotta learn to differentiate between his horny state and his Confucius state and you’ll be golden

The horniest guy I know just told me that I can start going to him for emotional support instead

@wetfloorsign1 @presbagels

@presbagels How they manage to bring up the holocaust on a shampoo bottle

@yonicide @AddulamCave @ImMeme0 Compelling argument

@pseudonimy @AddulamCave @ImMeme0

🚨BREAKING: TMZ interviewed the neighbor who was caught on camera being assaulted by Alan Ritchson. He explained that he had asked Ritchson, who was driving recklessly, to slow down so that no one would get hurt. “I walked out in front of him, and I said, ‘You’ve got to stop; someone’s gonna get hurt.’ It escalated quite quickly from there. I did push him because he was coming towards me on his on his bike. He did it again, so I pushed him a second time. I think the second time he got off his bike and kicked the crap out of me.”

@yonicide @AddulamCave @ImMeme0 Well it is

@AddulamCave @ImMeme0 pushing someone who’s menacing towards you isn’t assault you absolute fucking moron.

@p8stie @Lucky7ucwtf

@Lucky7ucwtf Nooo:(

@root7K @G2_Toothbrush Life is valorant to this mf

@G2_Toothbrush bro the difference between a bronze and immortal is 1500rr, that’s weeks of aim training and thousands of deathmatches

this guy at the gym saw my girlfriend watching a valorant stream. he asked her rank? she said “immortal” he goes “wow im bronze” and then tried asking for her phone number??

@parti_king Hit him with the oil check at :43 😂

DRUNK GUY Picks The WRONG Streamer… 9 Years of MMA Training 💀 “back up man I don’t want to hurt you”

@ihasbeenfreak Manager