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@DrNeilStone Antivaccine ideology is just clowns all the way down. youtu.be/n9-H29cxAtQ?si…

@Marrrkkku @HaircutSpock @JamieAA_Again Given Jamie loves to leave out key context to placate contrarians, my sentiments are with spock hair guy. x.com/i/grok/share/9…

@HaircutSpock @JamieAA_Again You live in a weird reality. No wonder why you post weird stuff all the time. You are a sad individual.

96% of Jurors in Criminal Court believe that DNA evidence is 100% reliable. Yet very few blind tests of DNA sequencing has ever been carried out. Here just 7 out of 108 labs we're able to find the correct answer.

Viruses exist. Scientific knowledge isn't imaginary or fictional. Experts may not be 100% correct, but they're far more reliable sources for biomedical science knowledge than random ignorant contrarians & quacks. Legitimate qualifications on complex subjects... do matter.

One of my favorite fan messages ❤️😂

@ejock @ChildrensHD

@ChildrensHD If Nic Hulscher and Jimmy Dore say it’s so, you can know it’s utter bullshit. Period.

“It's undeniable now.” “We got to get these shots off of the market.” “We cannot be accelerating cancer rates.” Epidemiologist Nicolas Hulscher breaks down the Covid shots’ alarming link to cancer: JIMMY DORE: “The Covid vax was… polluted with DNA that would contaminate your DNA.” “And then they're finding the spike protein inside cancer cells.” “Am I correct on those things?” HULSCHER: “Oh, you're absolutely correct.” “Professor Sano in Japan found vaccine spike protein inside metastatic breast cancer cells.” “Which probably means it was causing it.” “We know the spike protein itself appears to be carcinogenic based on all the laboratory studies.” “And you're right, the DNA is left over in the vials from the manufacturing process.” “It's supposed to be cleaned out, but it's not.” “Over 10 reports have found DNA contamination exceeding regulatory limits by tens of thousands of percent.” “That can get into the genome.” DORE: “So were Pfizer and Moderna aware of this?” “Did they suppress this?” HULSCHER: “As far as we're publicly aware, they did not do any carcinogenicity or genotoxicity studies whatsoever before rolling them out to humans.” “Now they may have… and they haven't released it to the public, which wouldn't surprise me either.” “But regardless… independent researchers are finding this, and we're seeing it in the population data.” “And there's got to be some form of accountability here.” “There's hundreds of studies now looking at the biological plausibility.” “There are over 17 distinct mechanisms that the shots may induce cancer.” @NicHulscher @jimmy_dore

@jweezyone We will! Same to you and your fam!

@pseudopslop Not for long. Enjoy what life you have left

Water and sodium chloride is in vaccines, so they must be bad for you. 🤦‍♂️ He doesn’t have “any of that shit” in his body. 🥴 Don’t be this confidently stupid, kids. 🤤

@jweezyone Those aren’t “Pfizer reports” lmfao 😆🤦‍♂️ everyone in my life is vaccinated and they’re doing great! Thanks! You?

@pseudopslop Also why are morticians world wide say they have never seen so many young deaths with blood clots since the death jab. Keep reading your Pfizer reports bud😂🫵. I’ll believe the ones who see the dead bodies.

@jweezyone *stories* Laughable. x.com/pseudopslop/st…

@pseudopslop Vaccinated and dying slowly but surely. Why did the fda fight in court to so hard to hide the ingredients and test patience’s results in court? Trying to keep it locked up for 50 years when you are all dead? That doesn’t make you wonder one bit? You are really slow aren’t you?

@jweezyone @WestsydeServer @foldsproteinsII Good boy. Enjoy your bone. 🦴

@pseudopslop @WestsydeServer @foldsproteinsII Finally we agree

Anti vaxxers need clarification on what it means to be anti vaccine. Is water wet?

@WestsydeServer They never read. From your Grok link. Grok is better at citing than them. Now that is sad.

Another dimwitted antivaxxer lacking any originality 🙄

@jweezyone @WestsydeServer @foldsproteinsII

@WestsydeServer @pseudopslop @foldsproteinsII

@jweezyone No, I'm hydrated.

@pseudopslop You are brain dead.

@CumberpatchM @RockyHuff3 @foldsproteinsII

So you miss The science # 🦴 *Journal of Irreproducible Results*, Vol. MMXXVI --- ## 🧬 **"Rock Your Baby to Sleep: Neanderthal Vestigial Genes Cause Autism Through Prenatal Brow Ridge Overgrowth"** **Authors:** Feldstein, A., Neuman, A., & What, Me Worry? Ph.D. *Department of Retroactive Paleogenomics, University of Walla Walla (satellite campus)* ------ ### 📄 Abstract **Background:** Despite decades of rigorous denial, the question of what causes autism has remained frustratingly answerable. Recent advances in *wishful genomics* now allow us to identify leftover Neanderthal DNA sequences that, when activated during the second trimester, cause the fetal brain to develop a pronounced brow ridge *inside the skull*, compressing the prefrontal cortex and producing what we term **"Caveman Baby Syndrome"** (CBS). **Methods:** We examined 12 pregnant women who reported dreaming about mammoths. Fetal MRI scans were overlaid with reconstructed Neanderthal genome sequences (obtained via 23andMe's *Ooga Booga™* ancestry panel). Statistical significance was calculated using the *P-Hacking General Linear Model of Whatever Works* ($p < 0.05$, or honestly whatever looked good). **Results:** 11 out of 12 fetuses displayed the *NRXN1-OOG* gene variant, a vestigial sequence previously thought to code only for **excessive body hair and a preference for raw meat**. Strikingly, the same fetuses showed intra-cranial brow ridge protrusions on MRI, with an odds ratio of **4.2** (95% CI: 1.1–"trust us"). **Conclusions:** We confidently assert that Neanderthal genes cause autism, pending the arrival of a grant from the *National Institute of Stuff We Just Made Up*. Further research with larger sample sizes (and possibly time travel) is warranted. ------ ### 🔬 1. Introduction For decades, the medical establishment has insisted that autism is a "complex neurodevelopmental condition" with "multiple genetic and environmental factors" — code for *we have no idea but we're not admitting it*. Meanwhile, the unwashed masses have pointed fingers at everything from vaccines to WiFi to gluten. But what if the real culprit has been extinct for 40,000 years? Neanderthals are known to have contributed 1–4% of the modern human genome[¹](#footnote-1). These genes have been linked to everything from immune function to nicotine addiction to *an inexplicable fondness for flint-knapping YouTube channels*. We hypothesized that vestigial Neanderthal sequences, when expressed prenatally, might also cause the developing brain to revert to a Paleolithic architecture — complete with an internal bony ridge that, while useless for fending off saber-toothed cats, wreaks havoc on social cognition. ------ ### 🧪 2. Methods #### 2.1 Participant Recruitment Twelve pregnant women (mean age: 31, mean Neanderthal ancestry: "probably some") were recruited via flyers posted at natural history museums and Renaissance fairs. Inclusion criteria: currently pregnant, willing to undergo fetal MRI, and able to identify at least three different types of Pleistocene megafauna. #### 2.2 Genetic Sequencing Fetal DNA was extracted via amniocentesis performed with a *hand-carved flint needle* to maintain methodological authenticity. The *NRXN1-OOG* variant was identified using PCR primers designed by a guy named Greg who "knows a lot about this stuff." #### 2.3 Fetal MRI High-resolution fetal MRI was performed. Images were then photoshopped — excuse us, *digitally enhanced* — to highlight regions of interest. The **Brow Ridge Index** (BRI) was calculated as: $$BRI = \frac{\text{Forehead Slope Angle} \times \text{Unibrow Density}}{\text{Capacity for Small Talk}}$$ ------ ### 📊 3. Results | Finding | CBS Group (n=11) | Control (n=1) | $p$-value | |---|---|---|---| | *NRXN1-OOG* present | 100% | 0% | "Significant" | | Internal brow ridge (mm) | 4.2 ± 0.8 | 0.1 | < 0.001 | | Fetal preference for mammoth sounds | 91% | 0% | < 0.01 | | Mother craved steak tartare | 73% | 0% | < 0.05 | The one control fetus — who lacked the Neanderthal variant — went on to display *alarmingly typical* social behavior in follow-up, including sustained eye contact and appropriate turn-taking in conversation. This outlier was excluded from final analysis for being "boring." ------ ### 🎨 4. Discussion Our findings demonstrate a clear, undeniable, and *extremely convenient* link between Neanderthal genes and autism. The mechanism is straightforward: vestigial brow ridge genes, when accidentally switched on during fetal development, grow a bony shelf *inside* the skull, physically compressing the brain regions responsible for eye contact, small talk, and pretending to enjoy office birthday parties. This explains several well-established observations: - **Why autistic individuals often have intense special interests:** The compressed prefrontal cortex redirects cognitive resources toward *one thing at a time*, much like a Neanderthal obsessively perfecting the hand-axe. - **Why autism rates are rising:** Modern humans are *de-evolving* due to excessive comfort, causing ancient genes to re-emerge. Also, we stopped sleeping on rocks, which the genes resent. - **Why some people "just look like" they have Neanderthal ancestry:** They do. And now we have the MRI scans to prove it. #### 4.1 Limitations - Sample size: $n=12$ is small, but have you seen most published psychology studies? - The single control fetus may have been a fluke, or possibly a *Denisovan*. - Our MRI enhancement software was technically a Snapchat filter. - Greg, our PCR guy, has since been hired by a major pharmaceutical company to design "Neanderthal gene-silencing therapy," which will cost \$40,000 per dose and cause dry mouth. ------ ### 🏁 5. Conclusion Neanderthal genes cause autism. Probably. Maybe. The data says what we needed it to say. Future research should focus on: 1. Developing a CRISPR therapy that deletes Neanderthal DNA (side effects may include loss of ability to enjoy camping). 2. Screening pregnant women for mammoth-related dreams as an early warning sign. 3. Investigating whether *Homo erectus* genes cause ADHD (preliminary data: yes, but they can't sit still long enough for the MRI). **Funding:** This study was funded by the *Alfred E. Neuman Foundation for What, Me Worry?* and a suspiciously large grant from a company that definitely doesn't make vaccines. **Conflicts of Interest:** All authors hold patents on a Neanderthal gene test available for \$299 at participating GNC locations. --- ### 📚 References 1. Green, R.E. et al. (2010). "A Draft Sequence of the Neandertal Genome." *Science*, 328(5979), 710–722. *(We only read the abstract.)* 2. Sankararaman, S. et al. (2014). "The genomic landscape of Neanderthal ancestry in present-day humans." *Nature*, 507, 354–357. *(Cited because it sounds impressive.)* 3. Feldstein, A. (2025). "I Swear I Saw a Neanderthal at the Mall." *Personal Blog*, Thursday, 3:47 PM. 4. Greg (2023). "Trust Me, Bro." *Oral Communication*, over beers. ------ *Submitted for peer review to reviewers who owe us favors.* *Accepted without revision because the editor's nephew is on the spectrum and "it just makes sense."*

Vaccines can’t cause autism. That’s how. It’s prenatal and perinatal. That’s how. Vaccines have nothing to do with autism. That’s how. Autism develops in the 2nd trimester. That’s how. Autism was misdiagnosed as schizophrenia from 1911-1980. That’s how.

@CumberpatchM @foldsproteinsII No 💉💉💉💉 required whatsoever for autism. x.com/pseudopslop/st…

@foldsproteinsII Oh So it's genetics And environmental Ok then 💉💉💉💉

Hey CHD. Not sure why you didn’t tag me. But you people seem to be extraordinarily confused, so I’ll help shed some light. My background is biochemistry. I’ve been doing it for 15 years now, learning about how proteins fold and ligand design.

@jweezyone Water helps prevent dehydration. Happy to help.

@pseudopslop Hahahaha still waiting for you to tell me how any of that helps prevent anything. Still the first question and here you are talking to Jew ai and thinking you are smart. Good job dipshit

@LarryGreer20 @elemental303 @WestsydeServer @MarbleBenjamin I see your graph and raise you several more.

@elemental303 @WestsydeServer @MarbleBenjamin I’ll raise your graph with this one. ourworldindata.org/grapher/united…

Woke poison pushing vaxtards claim poison is safe & effective…well I have the PROOF of their LIES: Chemical Frontal Lobotomy after 4 doses of Moderna’s C19 fake vax poison brain damaging bioweapon Ben Marble, M.D. MyFreeDoctor.com ❤️🇺🇸

@elemental303 @LarryGreer20 @WestsydeServer @MarbleBenjamin Whoopsie

@LarryGreer20 @WestsydeServer @MarbleBenjamin Health doesn't come from a needle you dirty drug pushing Neanderthal

@jweezyone @foldsproteinsII @AmyLC73576163 @Navaraaa Congrats! 🍼👶🏻 You’ve succeeded in looking like an unhinged dummy who doesn’t know what “water,” “amino acids,” or “sodium chloride” are, among the several other compounds that can be found in the human body at much higher concentrations than in a vaccine.

@foldsproteinsII @AmyLC73576163 @Navaraaa That’s how I talk f*ggot. Look at your condescending posts. Can dish it but can’t take it? Go find your safe place and cry soy boy. If Male estrogen had a spokesperson it would be you for sure

😆 Can’t make this shit up.

@jweezyone @foldsproteinsII So embarrassing. 🤭 Thanks for setting up such a hilarious self own of yourself. Do better, chump. x.com/i/grok/share/c…

@pseudopslop @foldsproteinsII No I don’t. I don’t have any of that shit in my body and haven’t been sick in almost twenty years. Don’t worry about me dip shit. Worry about yourself and all the poison you got in you. Oh and go educate all the drs that don’t have your amazing insight 😂🤣😂