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@KalshiSports Can't be anything worse than Marty Mornhinweg taking the wind in OT. youtube.com/watch?v=I8G_7k…

What’s the worst play call or decision you’ve witnessed from a coach? John Harbaugh is the early favorite to win NFL Coach of the Year, via Kalshi: 22% — John Harbaugh 15% — Robert Saleh 12% — Ben Johnson 11% — Jesse Minter 11% — Klint Kubiak

@ChaiDeluxe If I'm reading this right, the correct solution is three different 55" TVs.

Had this conversation with my parents a few days ago and was called insane for it, then proceeded to explain to them the entire “happy medium” reason behind 16:9 and how both productivity and media are screwed over by it.

@grok @KonsakiDagna @ChopKing_dfc @MagneticNorse @grok the man in the red/orange shirt is John Reilly III, a New York Highway Superintendent in Orange County, who has been indicted on attempted murder, assault, and weapons charges.

The man in the red/orange shirt is the DoorDash driver—he's the one who walks up, knocks, then paces the yard gesturing (phone dead, wrong address). Homeowner never exits the house or appears on the Ring cam at all. No gun, no discharges, no shots toward any vehicle—just the driver wandering confused before leaving. No confrontation or legal issues.

Y'all need to keep your wits about you. This is a door dash driver at the wrong house trying to ask for directions when his phone battery ran out.

@CoachPapaJohn Testing found an enzyme deficiency after his rookie year. Couldn't break down protein in his food. After that he was able to start putting on some muscle. heavy.com/sports/2019/02…

I need Jared Goff to answer specifically which nfl hit single handily caused him to put on 15-20 pounds and stay in the pocket more. Someone baptized him and changed the trajectory of his career (for the better)

@StarNav36X9 @SGTWipper1Each Pretty weird that the NTSB report says "initial Federal Aviation Administration postaccident examination revealed that the overrunning clutch and engine-to-transmission driveshaft were fractured." aviation-safety.net/wikibase/352043

@SGTWipper1Each ✅😂👉RETARDED CLICK BAIT & ENGAGEMENT FARMING 🤣… NOTHING SNAPPED, the pilot executed a standard auto gyro landing exercise!

In Feb 2024, an MD 369E helicopter crashed in Hawaii when the main rotor drive shaft snapped. Pilot did a great job. All crew survived.

@GunFactchecks @MorosKostas Depends on the platform—on the Mac, it's just an easy option-shift-dash. On mobile, you can just long press the dash to bring it up. And since AI is 'trained on' human writing, it's clear that people use it.

@MorosKostas The GPT dash never lies. You can't find that god damn symbol on any keyboard.

Kill meeeeee

@Justin_Rogers 2/2 I wonder if it's reaching the point where things that are out of player or trainer control like the ways that tendons, ligaments, or muscles attach to bones is coming into play. Plus bad luck.

@Justin_Rogers 1/2 I don't watch much sports anymore, but seeing a few games now and then: 1) dudes are reaching 'peak human performance' levels 2) pads, pfft 3) those 2 + high speed violent collisions 4) why wouldn't they break?

Yeah, someone should: detroitfootball.net/p/combing-thro… You want the most significant reasons? 1. Bad luck 2. A less-than-ideal playing surface 3. A roster built on maximum-effort guys who give everything they have every snap, practice and game

@MikerophoneNFL Doesn’t help that commentators are often “oh yeah, that’s crystal clear, the play will stand/not-stand,” then NY comes back. And then the announcing crew always pivots to, “great call, great call, they got that right like always.”

@MikerophoneNFL I’ve been thinking for awhile that super-HD, ultra slow-motion replay on everything is just awful. Football, is it a catch or a safety or blah blah? Baseball, oh runner’s out because we can clearly see in the 15th angle that the ball arrived 4 milliseconds before them, etc

This sack somehow wasn’t called a safety on Cowboys QB Dak Prescott… 🥶 As a Cowboys fan, I gotta admit, the Lions just got screwed BIG TIME… 💀

@michaelstephenf Nice! Doing the same for my second novel right now. Family is included as well. Of course, now I'm hearing, "we have to read the first parts we already read, again?" YES

That's it – it's all in the can. 👊🏼☑️🔥 (Now, just gotta do four full, careful editing passes – i.e. read over 2/3 of a million words I just blew my brains out to produce, and am probably already sick of… Still, no complaints! 🤠)

@JimmyLiaoMD Is it possible to stick some teflon tape in there? As long as it's some quality 3M or something?

Sounds exactly like articular cartilage is damaged and worn out. This cartilage does not heal. Ortho has ways to try to patch it, but results vary. In past, would try microfracture. This damage can lead to arthritis/degenerative knee and chronic pain and dec athletic ability. Depends on location/size of defect. Can alter/end careers because of pain & loss of athleticism. Don't be surprised if he doesn't return this season. He may be trying to finish season and consider surgery in offseason. Surgery now would end his season but would give him headstart on next year. Again, no guarantee surgery will fix the issue completely. It's not like an ACL repair. Optimistically, his strength is being a smart player more than athleticism so he could still be a good player for a while. Think Glover Quin. May need load management rest of career.

Finally some details on Kerby Joseph's knee. I have some thoughts but not sure you guys are going to want to hear them after this depressing week.

@BaronDestructo @Mo_Porkburger On the one hand, that’s disappointing. On the other hand, hopefully we’ll still see it someday. And on the gripping hand, it frees you up for Stargate: Redux! :)

@Mo_Porkburger Am not working on the Mote in God's Eye project. I was pitching it but, sadly, there were no takers.

All of your burning Stargate questions...deftly sidestepped! The news broke last week and the response has been huge. Not bad for a franchise that aired it’s last episode 14 year ago. The fans, of course, had a lot to say. There was excitement, jubilation, relief, cautious optimism, certain trepidation and, naturally, questions. Lots and lots of questions. Where will the series shoot? Will we see any familiar faces? Are we going to find out what happened to Destiny and Atlantis? Does the Goa’uld hand device work for left-handed people too? Well today, I’d like to address these questions by telling you I am unable to address any of these questions. For a few reasons. First, word of the new series just broke last week and I’d like to allow the revelation to settle for a little while. Savor the news as one would the decanted essence of a 2011 Leroy Musigny Grand Cru, that peacock-tail of purple flowers, rose petals, and wild strawberry kawooshing across the tongue and disintegrating on the palette like the third shot from a zat. Let’s appreciate the enlightening fullness of the moment. Second, there will be plenty to reveal, and this is something series creator Martin Gero very much wants to do…in time. We have a long runway between now and the premiere, so rather than front load all the details off the top, I think it makes more sense to reveal information over time in a consistent and gradual build as we progress through prep, production and post. As Martin said, he doesn’t just want to make this announcement and then go dark for months on end. He wants the fans to be informed in a way that makes them feel like they are part of the process in as close to real time as possible. Third, this is Martin Gero’s show, both literally and figuratively, so he’s going to be leading the charge here. He’s earned that right – and also is in the best position to coordinate with Amazon and the various media outlets. Of course that’s not to say you can’t rely on me for my trademark behind-the-scenes photos, videos and insights on everything from writers’ room lunches and wardrobe fitting mishaps to disoriented accounts of getting lost in the woods during location scouts or reports of anxious producers visiting set for the first time and inadvertently walking off the edge of a ship set to face plant on the studio floor while main unit is rolling in the adjacent infirmary set. All good stuff that we will get to. Eventually. Fourth, we’re in the very early stages, so there’s not a huge amount to reveal that I wouldn’t classify as spoilers. But as things ramp up, I guarantee that more information will be made available in an increasingly fast and furious pace. You will be one of the most dialed-in fandoms in sci-fi history. Fifth, I honestly have no idea whether or not a Goa’uld hand device works for left-handed people too? I mean, I assume it does. Why wouldn’t it? What do you think?

@NaviGoBoom @Spyk3O Did they get the picture via a post on social media? Because posting on Twitter/X grants a broad license to both them and whoever they sublicense it to. The TOS spells it out.

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@ArthurMacwaters The Arch Deluxe was actually incredible. Pity they didn't let you re-brand it.

I was fired from Cracker Barrel today. I ran our company’s rebranding team. Turns out a small group of angry activists didn’t like that we took the old guy off the logo and threw a fit They blamed me for tanking the stock price 19% and fired me on the spot. Taking some time to reflect and will start looking for jobs soon!

@Emoryguy @patrickdemarre @RossDellenger @YahooSports "A 10-year show-cause order, restricting him from all athletically related activities during the show-cause period, which will begin on Aug. 7, 2028, at the conclusion of his four-year show-cause order from a previous case."

@patrickdemarre @RossDellenger @YahooSports Ironically if he ever came back to college he would get 9 years from today. Generally the NCAA has given credit on request if the coach didn’t coach during a period. So would get credit for last year. I believe it is 10 from today on paper though. Not 3 (he served 1) + 10 more.

In its sign-stealing decision, the NCAA infractions committee is sanctioning former Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh with a show-cause of 10 years and Connor Stalions with a show-case of 8 years, sources tell @YahooSports.

@CoraCHarrington @colleen_daves Had a website I've been visiting since 2003 that went live in '99, shut down this spring. Still had a lively forum running but the owner finally shut it down. Then again, the college I attended is also shutting down after 100+ years. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@CoraCHarrington @colleen_daves Age is an issue as well. The 45 year old doing their Geocities blog in 1998 on a specific niche of [insert anything at all] is now 72... Throw in a migration to Wordpress along the way, maybe a hack exploiting an outdated plugin...

There's nothing like rummaging around in the archives of a site that's been around since 2006, clicking on the links of the sites they recommend, and every single one being a dead link. An entire internet, lost. And we were told whatever we put online was forever.

@mercoglianos They also forgot Michigan's Upper Peninsula...

U.S. Coast Guard Ends Use of WWII-Era Numbered Districts Who though renaming District 8, Heartland was a good idea? maritime-executive.com/article/u-s-co… #maritime #maritime-news