Abracadabra!!! 🍾 🌊🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🌊🍷

@yashar Sounds insane

BREAKING via WSJ President Trump is weighing a military operation to extract nearly 1,000 pounds of uranium from Iran, a complex and risky mission that would likely put American forces inside the country for days or longer.  Teams of U.S. forces would need to fly to the sites, likely under fire from Iranian surface-to-air missiles and drones. Once on site, combat troops would need to secure perimeters so that engineers with excavating equipment could search through debris and check for mines and booby traps.  The extraction of the material would likely need to be conducted by an elite special operations team specially trained to remove radioactive material from a conflict zone. The highly enriched uranium is likely contained in 40 to 50 special cylinders that resemble scuba tanks. They would need to be put into transportation casks to protect against accidents. That could fill several trucks. Unless an airfield was available, a makeshift one would need to be set up to bring equipment in and take the nuclear material out. The entire operation would take days or even a week to complete. Full Story: on.wsj.com/4m43Y9G

“Highly Respected President Alexander Lukashenko…” That’s how Trump just described the Belarusian authoritarian ruler — often referred to as Europe’s last dictator — who rigged his 2020 election; brutally crushed the uprising that followed; has been implicated in kidnappings and killings of opposition figures; and aids Russia in the largest and deadliest war in Europe since 1945. Trump adds: “I look forward to being with him at the next Board of Peace meeting!”

WTF is Trump doing now!? After Russia gave Iran intelligence to target US troops? WTF!!! “The United States Coast Guard is allowing a Russian tanker full of crude oil to reach Cuba, delivering a critical supply of energy to the island nation after months of an effective oil blockade by the Trump regime.” nytimes.com/2026/03/29/wor…

@McFaul I was so excited to get an off-brand version that would change direction on the tape at the end.

Ever since getting my first Walkman in high school nearly a half century ago, I’ve been listening to Led Zeppelin while running. That tradition will someday end, but not today!

Remember that NYT was vindicated in their reporting that Russia was paying bounties to the Taliban to target American soldiers. Trump cozied up to Putin anyway.

@InsideLucysHead Thanks for the chuckle!

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 10 months... The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor: 'You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you.' Woman: 'No, No, No! Not my brother. He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?' Doctor: 'Denise.' Woman: 'Ohh, that’s actually a nice name. What about the boy?' Doctor: Deeply sighs, 'Denephew'.

If confirmed, Trump must respond. And Russian members of parliament should be asked to go home immediately

The video shows Marco Rubio first saying that “Ukraine is not America’s war,” and then older video showing him explaining how “America promised to defend Ukraine in exchange for giving up its nuclear weapons.” Rubio has become a prime example of the MAGA cult mentality. He has compromised his own principles in order to follow the cult leader. Rubio is now wearing shoes that do not fit, yet he is too afraid to admit it.

Russia shared satellite images and basically gave the coordinates to Iranians who destroyed few hundred billions of dollars worth of American equipment. And Trump is fine with it?

It is difficult to imagine any US leader who could cause more harm to US foreign policy than Trump: 1. Since he lies all the time, he has wasted all US credibility. 2. Since he pursues trade wars against all purported allies, he is in war with all allies. 3. Since he has started a madcap war against Iran without asking anybody but Israel, he has caused many allies to be attacked for no cause of their own. Conclusions: 1. The US is unable to be an ally of anybody as long as Trump remains US president. 2. Thus, all US "alliances" have lost content. 3. All countries with US bases need to reconsider: Aren't these bases a reason for attack on us, while offering no defense or even consultation. 4. Trump has destroyed the whole US security architecture of the last 80 years out of either stupidity or treason. The cost to the US will be horrendous.

Hey @POTUS still pals with Putin? Hey Republicans what if this was Obama that did this

This is such a dumb tweet @elonmusk. Right wing Heritage found 10 non-citizens votes out of 2 billion since 1992. The threat to our democracy is the SAVE Act, which denies voting rights to millions. Issue a free national ID to every citizen and I’ll happily support voter ID.

Ukraine is helping defend us from Russian and Iranian drones while Russia is helping Iran target US assets, and there are idiots in the US who would still support Russia over Ukraine

Hillary Clinton's private email server was front page news for weeks. Meanwhile FBI Director Kash Patel's private emails are hacked - and shared publicly - by Iran and it barely makes headlines for a day.

The White House App has OneSignal's full GPS pipeline compiled in, polling your location every 4.5 minutes, syncing your exact coordinates to a third party server.

I sit on the House Intelligence Committee. We have real threats to our country. And Kash Patel is wasting resources on this bullshit. This is a closed, decade old case where Swalwell cooperated with the FBI and was found innocent of any wrongdoing. Reopening it now, right as he leads in the polls and ballots are about to drop, is a political hit-job! Trump and Kash Patel are weaponizing the FBI against people they deem political enemies. So let’s send them a loud and clear message: You don’t get to pick California’s next governor. Voters do.

We had a 100-0 bipartisan deal in the Senate and the House blew it up because the Republicans who run Congress apparently don’t talk to each other and prefer chaos.

@Iberian_America Sounds like "gringo" pricing.

Taxi drivers in Mexico City are always kinda funny 🇲🇽 Tonight I had some sirloin tacos When I was ready to go home at around 10 PM, I checked prices on Uber 💰 For a 10 minute ride, the price was 47 pesos Out of curiosity, I asked a taxi driver I saw parked across the street 🚖 It wasn't a busy street. Very little foot traffic. Few other clients for the guy But it's also night time so I get prices are higher 🌙 I ask him "how much would it be to take me home?" I know also they have those little machines that most taxis use but in my experience taxi drivers don't like using those at night in CDMX lol And you never know if it's rigged or not So what was the price? He quoted me 300 pesos lmao 🤑 For a 10 minute ride I thought to myself "what do I look like an ATM to you?" 🙄 "Ah ok gracias" I said Got an Uber in 5 minutes. 47 pesos The Uber driver parked some feet ahead of the taxi He saw me enter Uber eating his lunch because the fella was too greedy 😏 It ain't no mystery why taxi drivers hate Uber in Mexico City They can't get away with their BS negotiations and pricing Uber has definitely been a major plus to life in the Third World 💯

@boringbutnot @EdKrassen @gilbertjimp We're all Collateral Damage is his mission for power and money.

@EdKrassen @gilbertjimp “Trump screwed us” 😊That’s almost funny to read! Trump screws everyone. For decades - that’s who he is.

BREAKING: This is escalating fast. These latest updates spell doom. • Saudi Arabia urging U.S. to ramp up attacks — may join the war • Iran just turned back 2 Chinese state-owned container ships in the Strait of Hormuz — despite China being on the “approved” list • Tehran now says ONLY ships carrying household goods, cars, clothing, or pharmaceuticals for Iran can pass • Only ~33% of Iran’s missiles destroyed after 1 month • Iran still has a “significant” arsenal + recoverable stock • Drone capability largely intact • Iran’s Supreme Leader has refused negotiations Trump screwed us.