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Yo Momma
Yo Momma@ptown444·
@sabanasmilez @westcoastwinter actually no! not the ones that i used at least! when i was a kid i used to get lice a lot (reoccurring from a friend) and my mom would boil all my ties and clips in water and then dip them hoes in ALC/VIN solutions!
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ava@westcoastwinter·
Hmm… I don’t think you should do that!
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Sol⋆。°✩
Sol⋆。°✩@CurbsideCapri·
for people who’s parents aren’t fandom nerds.. what do your parents like. do
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Yo Momma
Yo Momma@ptown444·
so you’re telling me they got swim diapers but i can’t wear a pad in the water? fuck you
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Yo Momma@ptown444·
when i was in 1st grade i became friends with two mormons unknowingly and when i went to their house and asked for sweet tea they looked at me like i asked to shoot them with guns.
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Laughing with Chris
Laughing with Chris@Odimera·
@FranziaMom “Something very bad has happened” would have me checking the news immediately instead of waiting for the refund.
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keegan@FranziaMom·
I called Ikea to find out why I haven’t gotten a refund yet and the woman at the customer service call center said, “I can’t tell you what it is, but something very bad has happened.”
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Yo Momma
Yo Momma@ptown444·
@shinygirl404 @Demon_Realms and i fully believe you bc everyone saying this is an alt right pipeline has never had to wear a polyester “work out” tank for work every day as a uniform. baby i have BROWN STAINS ON MY PITS i would jump with glee if i got a single cotton % on my tag.
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Yo Momma
Yo Momma@ptown444·
@beytrash SATC genuinely changed my feelings of aging when i was scared my life would end at 25.
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Yo Momma@ptown444·
@basicbarbiez i’ve been giving people 4oz of liquor in their drinks when it was supposed to only be 2oz 💔
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michael 🎸
michael 🎸@basicbarbiez·
got hired on the spot as a bartender and have no idea how to make half the drinks so this has been me the past 3 nights
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Yo Momma
Yo Momma@ptown444·
@foreverimbetter and stop letting them type shit out. we need to bring back brainstorming, rough drafts, and final drafts in cursive.
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I worked at Denny's in college and they had a 401K plan. By the time I quit it had like $700 in it that I never had access to and it's still floating around out there somewhere. This is what people are talking about when they say the majority of the working class owns stocks.
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kauan ⌘
kauan ⌘@kauandubh·
Does anyone have any recommendations for summer jobs for a 24 year old young man with a massive ego and no experience in anything
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Yo Momma
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@myscyllamoon literally why irish twins are so common. my grandma is quoted “he wouldn’t let me rest” like…
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@ptown444 @paulaosaurus Have you seen fine blonde pubes, bc I have and you can def see the outline of the vulva. I feel like we are...splitting hairs.....at this point.
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Yo Momma
Yo Momma@ptown444·
@omgasuka @paulaosaurus i didn’t say her bush had to be dark 😭😭 if it was blonde there would be brushstrokes but instead there’s a clear line showing her lips.
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Yo Momma
Yo Momma@ptown444·
@tragic_endings_ well drowning men out didn’t really work they just hit harder and overturned more of our rights. if we’re going to fight against the patriarchy unfortunately we have to discuss how inherently the patriarchy bleeds itself into everyone and that includes straight relationships.
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incredibly nice and correct angel
Funny that when the topic becomes whether or not heterosexual sex is inherently degrading to women, its the only time when radfems believe you should listen to misogynistic men without question
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@tragic_endings_ Well sorry to break it to you, men view sex as degrading

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trent.@mandylane06·
first ever credit card has been acquired at 21 (almost 22) years old
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@lachancenaomi27 the nudity isn’t really the problem it’s the shaved vagina in addition with the fondling of the titty
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naomi@lachancenaomi27·
I actually think it’s very sexualized. Why would a woman be naked while she’s reading
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