the wikipedia article for ten cent beer night.

God, he's just so fucking stupid and evil isn't he?

Its cool buying those big boxes with a bunch of different kinds of chips because you live large for a while and then one night you look inside but it's only smartfood and fritos so you're forced to consider one of those or putting a gun in your mouth

Man I love those flat as fuck pencils you get at home depot

Imagine drinking an Arnold Palmer out of one of these bad boys

I dont the new commercials where the president of Burger King casually mentions that they fired the King. They created him and then cast him out. I dont like the idea that he's out there somewhere with an axe to grind.

I was trying to think of how you could work Marty Mauser into an ep of 30 Rock and realized there was no need because they already did Greenzo

@ptrkbrn Been in my drafts for 2 days

Fuck yeah I read theory

It was a privilege to watch Send Help with someone who had no idea what it was about

@ptrkbrn Thats where you would watch Evil Dead on TBS

@buthare Basement TV sounds like a very cool basic cable programming block from like 2004

Basement TV is directly below the bedroom so my wife gets woken up by the American Dad theme alot

@crunchbar Bitch I have 89 followers that are mostly bots, you were looking. Give me free shit or leave me alone.

@buthare who said I was looking?

Nobody ever talks about Buncha Crunch anymore

Still in awe of what I witnessed

Mid-40s weather at the Springsteen protest concert and you can tell every single person here put deep thought into selecting their coolest jacket

Next season of Vanderpump Villa should have a Jeopardy champions guest group

@crunchbar Took you two days to find this, you're ass was too

@buthare you’re looking in all the wrong places

AI? Aaaayyy I could sure use another beer, name on the tab is Reptile

Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him

"Duhh I couldn't understand any of Bad Bunny's lyrics" Oh well did U consider that music begins where the possibilities of language end? Dumb ass. To which speech can give no utterance? 😂 And it clothes experience with a power words cannot impart? 😭 Dumb ass 🫵

So funny when athletes sign these long contracts. Oh you’re gonna be playing for the Yankees in 2031? Buddy the fog is gonna consume us in 2027. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming