Piss Ripper

Queens Dead 😖

JMAC

Piss boner

400 reps of pressing my morning wood into my mattress

need her to bounce on it like the pixar lamp

Come on. Almost there

He just got showered and dressed, now make him have to shit again.

Taking matters into my own hands

These used to be so elite in elementary school

20 years ago today, ‘Over The Hedge’ released in theaters.

I love when I get on a crowded train and it gradually clears out after a few stops and I see someone who’s also been there the whole time and we look at each other like “guess it’s just us now”and then I transform into an ice dragon and freeze them with my ice breath attack

There are weeks when no hog is cranked and there are days when weeks of hog are cranked

Freeze the world

@stoolpresidente Can’t get Philadelphia out of ur mouth

I mean Josh Hart is right. Im no Knicks fan but the man is right.

Everybody can’t get Philadelphia out of their mouths

“Y’all motherf****** don’t tuck in your chairs?” Jalen Hurts was disappointed as he cleaned up after his teammates to end the video. 😂 (🎥: @Eagles)

Hurts has me so dead. He didn’t speak a sentence longer than 5 words. I was weak asl when he stayed back to push the chairs in 😭😭😭

this the new ben simmons jumper videos