Kyle_894

@warrrgh 来试试我的alex

清明节放假，昨天在家打游戏打爽了 今天感觉腰好痛 我可能需要做一做拉伸了 玛丽莎，win！

@jtrrvtyjg071992 @wuerbangbang 古希腊艺术家认为大鸡巴是野蛮和未脱离低级趣味的象征 所以英雄人物的雕塑唧唧都很小

@wuerbangbang 这么小吗

陪一根（上周六的国博庞贝展

@FeiyanXie 要往东的不往西 要操屁股的不日逼

以你目前的水平，把这句英文翻译成中文，请！

@tomatoai 九条大罪里有句台词很震撼 法律只能维护你的权利 但是没法救你的命

看到日本池袋寶可夢女店員被前任殺死的新聞 那女生報警了、也提出告訴了 但垃圾男放出來後就是去殺了她 一張紙能做的她都做了 但紙終究不是盔甲盾牌 開始想說…以後保護令那類東西是不要配槍給被害人😢

@S202313606 @_FORAB 觉得自己命硬的不行

@_FORAB 他好像2023年就有因为心脏病住院的记录了，很可能心脏功能一直在恶化，但是他逞能还要继续跑马拉松。

细思极恐。原来无锡马拉松组委会，在开赛前把张雪峰的参赛名额取消了，原因是体检里的心电图等指标，存在异常。 这场马拉松是在 3 月 22 日举行，老哥突发去世的前 2 天。

@Wolfy_Diode 我是这样想的 街霸5里alex17岁 街霸6里他30岁了 这13年里我们只知道他中间和某个把自己涂成红蓝两色的暴露狂怪人打了一架之外他的生活我们一无所知 所以现在你告诉我他和帕特里夏结婚了 我只会想“哇这13年里真的发生了很多” 因为我认识的那个alex正直强大又温柔 我相信他人生中做出的每一个决定

@pula_894 你看这样就说通了嘛（）卡普空些剧情本来就梦哪里写那里，，就像我说的他们没有做好铺垫所以我一时半会没有办法接受，所以我们都会觉得很突然。就让它过去吧，我们该打游戏的打游戏，该造谣的造谣。

我至今没搞懂卡普空把阿里克斯和帕特里夏的爱情定义为恋爱喜剧的依据是什么，是因为看着他们结婚生子的玩家都是小丑吗？

@Wolfy_Diode 没有啊 整个街霸系列到现在为止近百个角色里只有9个角色玩家可以百分百确定他们进行过性行为 （因为有后代）其中一个甚至是元那个老头 卡普空根本不希望角色结婚 不然隆和春丽早就生一窝了 alex这代突然宣布结婚我也很震惊

@pula_894 也不一定要写结婚生子啊，日本人写剧情都好像有那个结婚生子指标啥的，看得挺力竭…环球阿里克斯最后甚至还说自己以后独自一人去遥远的地方，感觉就连写他们结婚了也没怎么写好……如果有cp粉真的妹嫁剧情的话也无可厚，非毕竟哥妹确实很可爱，只是卡普空处理不是很到位罢了。

@Wolfy_Diode sf6故事离sfv有将近13年 alex出现在街霸里是30年前的事情了 这么长的时间里刨去mvc这种关公战秦琼的作品 alex几乎只和帕特里夏有过亲密互动 格斗游戏的剧情本就是街机打通关了之后靠一张图三行字交代的 又不是在玩旮旯game 帕特里夏要是给别的男的日怀孕了我才要撕碎编剧的亲妈

@pula_894 哥你都关注我了也知道我应该是个杂食吧，事实上官方要是愿意好好写哥妹的感情的话我也不排斥他们cp，主要是这个死公司根本没有好好写他们感情线的想法呀

@Wolfy_Diode “尾田荣一郎懂你妈了个鸡巴的海贼王”

@pula_894 我不是因为cp被拆了才气的是因为我觉得不符合他们一家的人设才生气的……懒得争辩了

@gorozuma @biachunli Are you really just jealous that he finally has a proper family? Unlike you and your kind, doomed to spend your entire lives chasing after a father who only left to buy some milk and never came home.

@pula_894 @biachunli Ah yes, the Chinese being happy about incest, what a revelation. Also, where was it ever established that Patricia had a crush on Alex? She acted platonically like a sister in the SF3 games, she was in his corner in Fighting Jam, made him sandwiches in SF5 and that was it

Let's talk about something good, Alex! Or not, since the Western fanbase is outraged because their crazy ship DOESN'T EXIST and is problematizing Alex's fate. Come here and I'll explain (warning, you may be sad and disappointed by the reality).

@slimebigmoney well……

100 reps of straight bullshit

@NewGameDMD Well，My parents are six years apart, grew up in the same yard together, and got married. （Yes.My dad held my mom when she was just a baby ）Is that really weird or messed up to you?

Okay, let’s say for the sake of argument there is no incest.. Fucking someone you knew since they were a baby as an older person is still fucking weird. Especially when you grew up together. There is the age gap. Tom also raised her as his daughter. I just find it weird.

@Ramenheim @Dennizen12 So what’s the problem? Two adults who grew up together realize they love each other and decide to get married. What on earth did they do to upset you?

@Dennizen12 "Pretty much strangers gene-wise" ^ Why do you think eugenics is the only part of familial incest that's 'has problems'? 🤨

this image is genuinely insane what the actual hell am i looking at. and they want me to be happy or emotional about this bullshit too LMFAO

@NinjasWitHiPods @X_The_Y @empe0317 Yeah, I’m from China. Everyone in my Street Fighter community is so happy that Alex and Patricia finally got together. It’s been an open secret for ages that Patricia’s had a crush on Alex. And let’s be real they’re barely even related on the family tree. They’re super distant

@X_The_Y @empe0317 Seriously alex...

自分はアレックスとパトリシアのEDでのやりとりを毎作品楽しみしてます。家族として一緒に育った2人の会話が微笑ましいんですよね。さて、今回のスト6ではどんな掛け合いを見せてく… ええええええーーーッ！！！！？？ いやいやいやいや待て待て待て！！えええええ！！？？？

@gorozuma @biachunli Yeah, I’m from China. Everyone in my Street Fighter community is so happy that Alex and Patricia finally got together. It’s been an open secret for ages that Patricia’s had a crush on Alex. And let’s be real they’re barely even related on the family tree. They’re super distant

@biachunli Said by someone NOT moving outside your Discord server. If you go out and ask the question if it's weird impregnating your 2nd cousin you grew up with as your sister, trust me, it's not gonna be like your fairy tail. And from what i see, "the West" has better morals than you

@GumballChowder @Mario_KHX @TempestsArc My parents are six years apart, grew up in the same compound together, and got married. Does that make them fucked up to you?

@Mario_KHX @TempestsArc He’s still way older. Are you fucking stupid? It’s still wrong

Yes because it’s totally normal to fuck your second cousin and have a child with them despite you being the same person that held them as a baby WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SAYING

@warrrgh 骗你的经典也是原地720

我操了，现代老桑谁研究的? TMD抱摔完全无前摇，经典起码还能有个起跳的动作让反应一下，现代的真就靠近了不能让他有动的机会完全在抢先手

@ericarrache LEON \\ME\\ CUMMING

A Capcom certamente não esperava pelo brasileiro quando fez esse letreiro

@oredaidai @jianlvya 龙杭炮

@jianlvya 看看日语里面含有汉字杭的词语

有什么汉字用途很窄，但大家都认识？