Marky B

@lady_valor_07 Looks like your President...but with better hair.

RIP Elsie Kelly - absolute comedy gold always delivered to perfection.

@CountPhuq @EmilySm43 I don't think he'll be popping round for a cigar.

@EmilySm43 You might not be in such a hurry when you realise that your nearest neighbour was Britain's most infamous paedophile.

2 weeks alone in the Scottish Highlands… Yes or No ?

@honeymoon250 Lemmy is God.

Do you believe Jesus Christ is God? A. Yes. B. No

@MbarkCherguia You Americans are fucking stupid. Another shootout in Louisiana I see today - how many kids was it this time? Of course, it's always the person carrying it - no doubt you'll blame it on mental issues, Iranian sympathisers etc. Me? I did a bit of gardening today.

If you were in a public place, would you feel comfortable with this sitting 10 feet away from your children?

@lady_valor_07 Bonnie Blur's Tea Towel Holder

What would you call this piece of art?

@MayraAReye8269 @SUBRATA30016572 It's a low bar.

@SUBRATA30016572 Me. He is a genius hero

Who thinks President Trump is absolutely brilliant🇺🇸!!?

@MysterySolvents The one from Button Moon.

If Trump were a spaceship, what would it be named?

@BrucePace223 @lady_valor_07 This can't be a real publication??

@lady_valor_07 How can he be the worst human being when Mark Ruffalo is! I love the way that Donald Trump has destroyed their minds. That's all they think and talk about!

Actor Mark Ruffalo recently called Donald Trump “the worst human being in the world”. What would you like to say to Mark?

What missing from this Full English?

@BlowthisBubble @mdsaifuljewel @_josephine0_ Rose tinted MAGA glasses. Get your head out of his arse and go find it yourself.

@punchy_b @mdsaifuljewel @_josephine0_ So in other words, you have no proof. 🤪 That is such a cop out and guess what now the whole world sees you for who you are. A mindless drone of a person. Other people call it a useful idiot. Because you spread the propaganda and you know nothing.

Just one word.

@Elenamaga01 Careful, he reads this. And may indeed put his "thumbs up" given half a chance.

Definitely not the prettiest, not the funniest, and most definitely not the smartest lol, but at least I'm not a liberal Give me a Thumbs Up, If you are with President Trump!!

@EastEndJoe Where's Jamie Lannister when you need him?

It’s the final meltdown!

@RogerJStoneJr @MELANIATRUMP You lost me at "You worked for him"

I was working for Donald Trump in New York when he was first dating Melania. Epstein was not involved in ANY way. The smears on this incredibly kind cultured and courageous First Lady are outrageous.

@dickybeacholdie @FlagsNTravel @NoContextBrits We didn't take any chances in those days. It said it was a "minkee", so obviously French.

@FlagsNTravel @NoContextBrits peak British fuckwittery how thick were those people??

@PhdBlonde @NoContextBrits How old's your cousin????

@NoContextBrits The American Revolution 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 and my ancestors setting off to Rhode Island in the 1600s. And having a cousin who’s fended off the Brits. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@BlowthisBubble @mdsaifuljewel @_josephine0_ Try using the internet a bit harder. I found it and I'm shit at it. And it's "analyse", not your US bastardisation of the word.

@punchy_b @mdsaifuljewel @_josephine0_ Considering that I’ve never seen proof, no I don’t. Based on your comment, I’m guessing you don’t actually either. If you do, you would had given where or displayed it. I ask these questions because I’m not a sheep, I want to be able to see it and analyze it myself. Unlike you.

@VonPyssySlayer @Triumph7747 @_josephine0_ I think if I was his mum, I'd have called him far worse....with some extra expletives for good measure.

@Triumph7747 @_josephine0_ The quote is a longstanding fabricated meme debunked by multiple fact-checkers including Snopes and Reuters, with no supporting evidence from any credible source.

@BlowthisBubble @mdsaifuljewel @_josephine0_ You know where the proof is.

@mdsaifuljewel @_josephine0_ Could you provide any actual evidence for any of those claims? I’m guessing no, but I would be glad for you to provide the evidence and you prove me wrong.