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I’m never doing this again

I think @ouraring actually has the worst customer service of all time.

just watched busboys & it was kewl :) @TheoVon

@MorganWallen is my fridge cig

do any of my VC people also dream about walkers circle pizza? Or is that just me

@iamdieforyouuu baby wedding soup ❤️

You have to name him the last thing you ate

“Peace if possible; truth at all costs.” -Martin Luther

Every seat in this giant arena that isn’t roped off for security is packed to the ceiling. Honored to be here. All for Charlie Kirk.

Comedians that if given a late night show could save comedy. I'll go first: Theo Von

“Daddy is on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberries”

Well done, good and faithful servant.

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord.

Brush your teeth before bed tonight you grody little goblins

dropped outta school now we dumb rich

Vinton County Facebook posts really are a genre of their own

RIP Hulk :(

RIP Ozzy 😔😔

@BobcatBarnes @ZacBoring @A_Long8 Thank you for clarifying Daniel😭

@ZacBoring @pupdo7 @A_Long8 Literally tho??? These are logistical nightmares and we were (are?) idiots. (Not Emily) Kudos us

tbt we’re old now ?? @ZacBoring @BobcatBarnes @A_Long8 “Emily’s mom will do some cooking” lolol

@ZacBoring @BobcatBarnes @A_Long8 So many. Remember when that one kid got clotheslined by Zeus in between ours & uncle dougys property 😭 I was finding sharpies out there for years to come. Michael all mad about mowing over them 😭

@pupdo7 @BobcatBarnes @A_Long8 RIP Hungergames. Still can’t believe how many of these we successfully pulled off