Austin Justice@AustinJustice
AUSTIN MAN sprints across UT campus naked chasing female joggers, stops to masturbate in a parking lot beside the LBJ Library, then hides in a port-a-potty as officers arrive.
Patrick Sweeney once slipped inside police headquarters and pedaled off on a marked patrol bike.
The JW Marriott has banned him three separate times, including for sleeping shirtless on their couch, but he is never prosecuted for trespassing.
He was also caught climbing the Governor's Mansion fence, while still wearing the hospital wristband from his most recent release.
Last week, he was arrested for the 44th time, this time at Target across from UT campus. He was charged with felony theft, indecent exposure, drug paraphernalia, and public intoxication.
Every felony either declined or reduced. Every misdemeanor pled to time served.
44 arrests. 24 formal charges. 0 jury trials.
