Ross Purdie

For disappointing managerial departures, the Saddlers sacking Sadler today (Walsall’s Mat Sadler) ranks alongside Adams leaving Adams Park (Tony Adams at Wycombe), though Wolfsburg dismissing Wolfgang Wolf remains the standard.

For that special someone in your life this Christmas. Thanks for the electrifying suggestion @Morrisons !

I've seen the future!

@Tommynglasgow If only we had one at GDFC!

What a difference a natural winger in place makes. Antman's direct running and use of space has already been a highlight.

Campervan hack

Charlie didn't find this funny as much as I did

We just learned that the world’s most powerful person, Donald Trump, has a boss: the bond market. He may not have acknowledged this to himself, yet, but the global financial tumult he caused - and has temporarily eased - has locked him in a fiscal prison. Because, as I have been saying for 24 hours, he came perilously close yesterday to having caused such an extreme fall in the price of US government debt that it would have become prohibitively expensive for his administration to fund a large deficit - more than 6% of GDP - and also to refinance the almost $8 trillion of government debt that matures in the coming year (almost a third of America’s sovereign debt). The point is he is totally in hock to the good will of bonds investors. And when he announced his reckless roster of massive tariffs eight days ago he alienated them, because they feared he would tank the economy such that tax revenues would plummet and the deficit would balloon. So they sold US government bonds, Treasuries, and the yield on the bonds - the de facto interest rate - soared. Which is why Trump blinked, and put on hold the more extreme tariffs, except for the 140% on China, for 90 days. You might think the worst part of this is the uncertainty he has created for businesses and investors for the next 90 days. Since no one in their right minds would make a major US investment till the final tariff determinations are made. But the cancerous uncertainty is not the worst of it. The worst of it is he has shredded any respect that overseas governments and investors might have had for America’s economic and fiscal competence. Shades - you might say - of how Truss and Kwarteng’s unwise unfunded tax cuts undermined the perceived fiscal competence of the UK. But unlike Truss and Kwarteng, there is pretty much no mechanism for removing Trump. All of which means that bond and stock markets will remain fragile and volatile - fearful that Trump will regain his mojo and engage in some other fiscal extravagance. He has also handed a loaded gun to his perceived enemy, China, and his supposed ally Japan. This matters in both cases, because he is engaged in the mother of all trade wars with China - and Japan wants a trade deal with him that would see it escape mega tariffs. The loaded guns they have are their massive loans to the US government. Japan owns more than a trillion dollars of US Treasuries and China not much less. If they were to sell those bonds, or even if they chose not to refinance maturing bonds, that could be a disaster for Trump. Because it could cause another potentially crippling spike in bond yields. Here is the measure of Trump’s debacle. He may well have trashed America’s single most important financial competitive advantage, namely that investors have traditionally bought the dollar and US Treasuries at a time of economic and political uncertainty. No more - because he personally has become the world’s source of economic uncertainty snd anxiety. So, as I say he, is now in a fiscal prison. And if bond investors, including Japan and China, see him imposing tariffs or cutting taxes in ways they don’t like, they learned yesterday they have the means and power to stop him.

mary: you booked a room right joseph (playing on wooden xbox): yeah totally

I'd be thinner if I lived in Canada with these prices...

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

1 - Noel Whelan is the only player with all the letters of 'Halloween' in his name to make a Premier League appearance on October 31, doing so in 1998 for Coventry City. Spooky.

Words fail me 😂

Blur should launch comeback gigs on the exact same dates as Oasis to really give it that authentic 90s vibe.

Cadburys Wildlife Bar, anyone?

@X @Support why is my feed pretty much all adverts for games now?

Never heard of cigarette jeans before... maybe the name could be updated to better reflect modern attitudes to smoking @marksandspencer ? Vape jeans perhaps?

This was only "the biggest IT outage ever" if you exclude the period from 13.7 billion BC to the mid 20th century

Exit poll reaction: Joe Biden is the first world leader to congratulate Keir Starmer

Antonio Rudiger is now Scotland’s joint top scorer in tournament football in the last 25 years. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇩🇪

The Birthday Paradox 🎂. In a room of 23 people what do you think the % chance of any two of those people sharing a birthday is? 1 % wrong. 5% wrong. 10% wrong. It’s greater than 50%, 50.73% to be precise! A long🧵with a #euro2024 proof