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@seanonolennon Not to worry. AI will save us. We'll use it to aggregate the current knowledgebase and add that aggregate to the current knowledgebase and aggregate the current knowledgebase and add that aggregate to the current knowledgebase.... like making copies of copies of copies of copies

We've definitely crossed a tipping point and are now collectively getting dumber as a species.

@Ford_Nick A little Goya Adobo with the blue cap (without pepper).

What’s the best seasoning for a ribeye steaks?

@miles_commodore Instinctual fear of feline predators instilled in us way before we acquired self awareness.

A cat on a hot tin roof. Let the cat out of the bag. There is more than one way to skin a cat. Why are so many old sayings so violent towards cats? 🤔

This is not an April Fool post. Really, it's not. Really.

@tcboyle But she gave her heart to the sea. As well as her legs and arms.

As many of you know, I used to date her in high school.

@UnrealBluegrass @BBGreatMoments He didn't even need those 5 and 1/2 feet, he DROVE in those 191 runs.

@BBGreatMoments He had 5 and 1/2 feet?

Hack Wilson was 5'6" and had 5 1/2 feet. In 1930 he hit 56 home runs and drove in 191 runs.

Made Croque Madame sandwiches for dinner last night. Just like the ones enjoyed at the Café Nieuw Amsterdam in Amsterdam. A Croque Madame is the same as a Crogue Monsieur, but with a fried egg on top. Link to facebook: facebook.com/share/1CJYzrgp…

@jk_rowling What about hooded, zippered sweatshirts? The kind you wear for functionality, to keep you warm?

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@DanZarrow @BillSpadea @EricScottNJ1015 @nj1015 Posting of snowfall..... is it ok to put my snow thrower, snow shovels, ice scrapers, salt, etc. back in my shed? I wouldn't want to jinx anything.

The official snowfall observation at Trenton Mercer Regional Airport... Exactly 1 inch! Does that mean @BillSpadea and @EricScottNJ1015 owe each other a bottle of bourbon? #OverUnderPush @nj1015

@ewarren Are there that many ultra-millionaires that a two-cent tax (an extra two cents added to their taxes) can do all you claim? Or do you mean an extra 2 percent, or 2 cents on each dollar of their worth? How about regular millionaires? Congress persons? Elected officials?

A two-cent wealth tax on ultra-millionaires would: Deliver universal child care, Build millions of homes, Expand Medicare, Provide paid family leave, Fund tuition-free public college, and so, so much more.

@KatTimpf My grandma emailed you?! She passed away in the early 80's. Please send me the email she used. There's ALOT she missed and I'm sure she'd like to catch up on (wink emoji, nod emoji!) Thanks Kat, you're the best.

It’s actually good to see college kids on Spring Break drinking & socializing instead of playing video games alone in their room on a macrodose edible. See the clip that caused your grandma to email me & call me a “disgusting person” here:

@ansonmount If you get the chance do it on a trampoline on a cool, sunny day where there's a nice breeze. The trampoline almost makes it feel as if you are weightless.

How would you define peacefulness? For me it’s sunlight on my face, closing my eyes, breathing and listening.

@JohnBarrowman @CNN @ScottJenningsKY @LindseyGrahamSC You're not old.

On @CNN @ScottJenningsKY dresses like an older gay man. I should know I am one and he is dressing like a type a prissy conservative queen. Is he trying to tell us something via his clothes? He should chat with @LindseyGrahamSC 😂😂😂

@ronsterd89 When the M in MTV meant music not meh.

Anyone recognize these folks?

@tcboyle If I remembe sake made tequilla taste like a light a vibrant beverage. I'll have a shot of Sheridan's Coffee Layered Liqueur.

Home now, combatting (with a fire and sake) the wee tiny little bit of a chill I took down at the harbor. The dog has a full belly, sushi awaits me. Have I ever mentioned the level of contempt and loathing I have for the mad king in the White House?

@timruss2 @JesusisChristX Either Tim posted this to: get people a little riled up, show he believes regardless of the historical evidence, or to show he just doesn't believe. And any of the three reasons are perfectly fine.

@JesusisChristX No. In fact there’s no evidence the biblical Jesus even existed.

Do you believe Jesus Christ is God? A. Yes B. No

Some home made marshmallows

@tcboyle No doubt contemplating the passing of Chuck Norris.

The dog.

@tcboyle Giant spider?

Unfortunately, i was bitten by a vampire last night, but they tell me that I’ll have to be transfused with Guinness, so it’s not all bad.

@miles_commodore Needs Karen Carpenter, Annie Haslam, Linda Ronstadt, Grace Slick, Barbra Streisand, Ethel Merman, Susanna Hoffs

Where is Karen Carpenter?