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patrick wells
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patrick wells
@pwells
big hot strong man with big arm muscle
Katılım Temmuz 2011
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Every movie is a horror movie. I don't know those people
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There should be an NFL player whose gimmick is he screams in agony every time he's tackled and you don't know if he's gonna make it or not. That would be exciting for the audience
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ask not what your country can do for you
ask how you can put 37 trillion dollars on your personal credit card
Jack Corbett@jackcorrbit
you can venmo the United States to help pay off the national debt
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Too many em dashes? What’s next? too much love? too much joy?
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gonna extract some dna and make myself an oops all lincolns jurassic park
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At the end of a movie I read every credit out loud and say "thank you"
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see? i told you guys this would work
Popular Science@PopSci
Behold osteo-odonto keratoprosthesis. trib.al/ElS7pMX
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pretending to be asleep in the back of a late night uber so my driver has to carry me inside and tuck me in
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biologist here! that crocodile is actually drowning
if you jump in and save its life, it will owe you a “crocodile life debt” and will come to your aid whenever you need
Daily Loud@DailyLoud
Crocodiles in Indonesia have learned to “pretend to drown” in order to lure humans in to the water to eat them 🤯🐊
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for my fantasy football punishment i have to devote myself to weaving joy into the fabric of the world and scatter kindness like petals to the wind
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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