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@catturd2 "Roofie only fucks 10's"

"Hey girls, you want to come party with me and my pal Roofie?"

@MirMAKOfficial I like our chances even better now.

Negotiating Teams. Irani. PhD. PhD. PhD. PhD. PhD. American. Real Estate Developer. Real Estate Lawyer Venture Capitalist

@IfindRetards How would you like to wake up with that mouth staring at you. Poor woman.

Retard of the day 🏅

@jasonwhitlock They are forcing women's sports down our throats. When I open the ESPN app to check scores the default is wnba. Complete bullshit.

Top story splashed across ESPN dot com is a Brittney Griner trade. You cannot convince me that's the no. 1 story in sports. You can't convince me it's in the top 10.

@Ravenismeee Pong

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

@ItWasTheMoops @Super70sSports Those aren't pillows!

@Super70sSports Planes, Trains and Automobiles ​Steve Martin’s setup was legendary. The dialogue epic. ​But Edie McClurg’s rebuttal was an assassin's kill shot. Stands alone.

What’s the best one-liner in movie history?

@Super70sSports We have bush!

@EdKrassen @miakhalifa And she's a whore

Mia Khalifa breaks down in tears talking about the war in the Middle East. This is extremely powerful. FYI @miakhalifa is a Lebanese-American. When will the killing of innocent people end? We are better than this as humans.

@CoreyWriting What a coincidence. You're the most humiliating American

This is unambiguously the most humiliating American military defeat since Vietnam.

@johnpavlovitz Could he be letting Iran close it? You're not smart enough for that level of thinking.

The. Strait. Was. Already. Opened. When. He. Started. This. Shit. You. MAGA. Dummies.

@JesseBWatters throw that in Jessica's face. It's a chess move with the strait. You're telling me we can't secure ships? Trump is using it as leverage against weak Europeans, Korea and Japan.

@JesseBWatters the strait is an illusion. We're a net energy exporter. Trump is using the threat of Iran closing it as leverage against countries who depend on the oil. Notice it was never mentioned until way after the campaign started. And he's considering partnering on it.

@FortuneMagazine "To be sure, the dollar is still dominant".

U.S. and Israel’s war on Iran has put a spotlight on the strength of the “petrodollar,” which makes up the cornerstone of America’s dominance over global trade. bit.ly/41PU41U

@elonmusk Archaeologists should keep this in mind.

Vast technology differences simultaneously

@MojoWinston @brhodes @mehdirhasan Trump is allowing the illusion of Iran controlling it to put pressure on our so called allies who have been sitting on the sidelines. And now he's talking about taking part if the toll. Hilarious.

@brhodes @mehdirhasan Yeah...the IRGC controls the Strait. Do you have any idea how easily we could assume control of it?

In the best case scenario, Trump struck a deal to reopen a Strait that was open before the pointless war he started, with the IRGC demonstrating its control over the Strait and potentially extracting fees plus sanctions relief. Thousands of innocents - including hundreds of children - dead in Lebanon and Iran for no reason. U.S. troops killed and wounded. U.S. embassies and bases in the Middle East badly damaged. U.S. standing in the world obliterated. U.S. munitions badly depleted. Hundreds of billions spent. Prices up everywhere. More global economic fallout to come. Putin strengthened and enriched. Just a catastrophic situation even in the best of circumstances. A profoundly shameful episode in American history no matter what happens next.

@brhodes You play checkers. Is the strait really closed or is Trump allowing this to put pressure on countries who are dependent on the oil and not willing to support/help us.

@johnpavlovitz You're playing checkers

Trump says our goal is to open the Strait of Hormuz, which was open before he started the war. Now, THAT'S how you please stupid people!

The Utah Mammoth created The “Zammoth” and it’s by far the greatest Zamboni ever made

@DannyDeraney My favorites skit of all time. "Mel Gibson"

41 years ago today, an SNL all-timer. Jackie Rogers Jr. $100,000 Jackpot Wad. 😂

@ChrisDJackson He and her dad had just showered before the photo.

📸 Ashley Biden shared this beautiful Biden family photo as they enjoyed Easter dinner together in California. Who else misses this family? I know I sure the hell do.