Don Avis 💙
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Some things are fun.
Some things are hard work.
Some things are fun AND hard work. #spreadthelard



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@JohnLewisRetail Hmm - seems you don't want my business! It's £8 for next day delivery (despite the store telling me it was free) and my local collection point in Broxbourne is no longer available!
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Oh dear @JohnLewisRetail . Just completed a 70 mile round trip to JL Bluewater to buy a towel rail with 4 showing in stock. The staff confirmed they also showed 4 but didn't know where they were!
Go home and order online was the advice. No wonder the high street is dying! 😤
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@almurray @albanarena Great show. Now we know “Men are men”! Have a fantastic tour
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Well the matinee at @albanarena was tons of fun.... now onto the evening show...
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Happy New Year from all of us at Lard Island. I hope we all get to enjoy lots of great games, and great mates, in 2026 #spreadthelard

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@Dozibugger Yeah but did the bigger scale add
anything other than visual impact?
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@Dozibugger Great piccies Nick - as the Mexicans would have said- “nos robaron”!
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My ‘Are you up for it challenge’ achieved a major milestone tonight as the Texians and Mexicans hit the table for the first time. Great game of #SharpPractice as the Texians steal cattle from a Mexican column #spreadthelard




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Zero customer service from @marksandspencer . My wife was told by the Branch to order an out of stock item online & was charged £3.99 on a £22 item and no option to have delivered to store.
As a M&S Reward customer the waived fee benefit is withdrawn. Order and card cancelled!
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@JAD965 Looks very Sicilian! Will pop by for a good look. What are the forces - para vs para?
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@BarclaysUKHelp Thank you for the update. Will watch out for the postie now!
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@quackstheking application was successful.
Please keep an eye out for it, and it should be with you before long 🙂
We're here round the clock, Don, if you need a hand with anything else, don't hesitate to give me a shout in here, and I'll be happy to support.
-Edna
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@BarclaysUKHelp when are you sending your “Lost Footballs”? My granddaughter wants to be a Lioness and is waiting for ours!
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@Dozibugger It was only Middlesex - everyone beats Middlesex! As Ange would say “it’s who we are mate “!
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@Dozibugger Mere flesh wounds! It’s all under control and we intend to counter attack. Shame we ran out of time to beat the Frogs properly!
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