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The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.

I didn't realize how much was involved. Thank you for what you do and the respect you do it in 🙏

@CaHSRA How many are lobbyists hired to snag more funding to throw down that bottomless money pit?

California High-Speed Rail is creating good-paying jobs for hardworking members of the trades. 🛠️16,000+ jobs created 🏗️1,600+ daily-workers dispatched These jobs mean steady, mortgage-paying careers for thousands of Californian families. #BuildHSR

@GoldenAgeUnfold Is THAT what all the sniffing was about?

Do you miss having a President with empathy

I appreciate the informality of this missive, with Trump resorting to the more colloquial Fuckin’ -with an apostrophe- as opposed to the long-form “Fucking” more typical of written Presidential communiques

@angertab @BillAckman What's the range of an electric motorcycle? #airdrop #silent #groundmobility #askingforafriend

Unbelievable, but true. 150 Miles The distance the F-15 crew member traveled to get rescued, and he did it in 24 hours. That isn't even the amazing part. The amazing part is that he moved 150 miles north to a location that is just 19 miles from the IRGC Missile Base that USA has been bombing all week. The base is MASSIVE! 20 KM in length, hundreds of launch sites, and just South of the city of Isfahan (pop. 2 million). According to Trey Yingst, the CIA deceived the IRGC into believing that the USA was conducting a maritime exfil of the downed crew member. Even more amazing, this operation took place mere 25 miles from the Isfahan Nuclear Facility where Iran is believed to be storing 460kg of 60%+ enriched uranium. The USA just proved our ability to land multiple fixed-wing aircraft, deploy 100+ troops on the ground, dominate the battlespace, and exfil. The USA reportedly lost several aircraft during the operation. They were likely hit by indirect fire from the IRGC base after landing, and or by SAM's brought into Iran by Russia this last week. This is without the completion of the bombing campaign on the IRGC base. Once complete, the USA will take control of the enriched uranium in Isfahan. Make no mistake about it. The USA SOF just had a practice run, deep in enemy territory, and they completed their real-world objective.

Chemtrails are not real. The only reason why this dumb conspiracy theory even exists is because science-illiterate adults who failed 5th grade science got scared when they saw clouds trailing behind airplanes. If that frozen condensation wasn't visible, “chemtrails” wouldn't even be a thing that was talked about. Proposed stratospheric aerosol injections (SAI) are a real thing, at least in theory. But that process, which is very expensive and not widely conducted, does not produce visible “trails” behind aircraft. Clouds also do not form in the stratosphere, except for the rare polar stratospheric clouds (PSCs) seen during the winter in the Arctic and Antarctic, which form at altitudes of 15–25 km (10–15 miles) when air temperatures dip below −78°C (−108°F). PSCs are often colorful because they are created by the condensation of trace gases such as stratospheric water vapor (H₂O), nitric acid (HNO₃), and sulfuric acid (H₂SO₄). 🔗scied.ucar.edu/image/polar-st… Cloud seeding, on the contrary, is done inside of existing clouds to attempt making them more efficient at producing rainfall or snowfall, usually wintertime orographic (think mountain-produced) stratiform (gray, sheet-like) clouds or convective (fluffy, cotton ball-like cumulus) clouds. Contrails, which people on here mistake for alleged “chemtrails,” are artificial cirriform clouds akin to the natural feather-like cirrus clouds, which do not precipitate. The efficacy of cloud seeding at enhancing precipitation, however, is not really known. Estimates vary. 🔗chrismartzweather.com/2025/10/19/con… 🔗#contrails" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">epa.gov/geoengineering… That being said, I don't care if SAI or cloud seeding are banned. Cloud seeding should probably, at the very least, be more strictly regulated at a federal level. SAI should in all honesty be banned whether it is in use or not. But neither of those things have anything to do with the clouds you see overhead that form behind airplanes. Those are not examples of “spraying.” What people see are contrails and contrails only. The only way those will ever go away is if we ban air travel or change the laws of physics, the latter of which is not possible. People need to stop being paranoid about things due to some YouTube or TikTok video, and start learning a thing or two about science.

@lizcollin Hundreds of churches around Mpls: why is this one getting targeted?

🚨UPDATE: St. Paul police make an arrest at Cities Church during Easter services this morning. There have been weekly protests at the church since an anti-ICE mob invaded back in January leading to federal charges. Statement from SPPD:

Al Gore just said “none of the predictions from the past 20 years have been wrong from climate scientists.” This inspired me to go back and watch the classic An Inconvenient Truth. Upon rewatch it was worse than I remember!

California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build tinyurl.com/86rnet5a

@libsoftiktok Now apply that "logic" to the whole "stolen land" conjecture...

Ketanji Brown Jackson's argument justifying birthright citizenship: "If I steal someone's wallet in Japan, the Japanese authorities can arrest me and prosecute me... I'm still locally owing allegiance in that sense." Umm... WHAT?!

@EndWokeness Oof, might want to do some extra deep stretches before reaches like that

Justice KBJ: "If I steal a wallet in Japan, I am subject to Japanese laws….. in a sense, it's allegiance." Her case for birthright citizenship:

@BernieSanders Wait until the real one on July 4th

Congratulations to the approximately 8 million people who came out to No Kings rallies this weekend — the largest single-day political protest in American history. The American people are saying loudly and clearly: no to authoritarianism, no to oligarchy and no to endless war.

@nicksortor Da fuq they need a vacation for? They haven't done shit.

🚨 BREAKING: John Thune is REFUSING to call back the Senate from their 2 week vacation in order to get DHS funded, saying it’d just be a “show vote” No, the show vote was you passing a bad bill at 3am just so you could go home. GET BACK TO DC AND WORK!

The forces behind the foreign bot swarms you’re seeing everywhere are getting smarter. They know you can see if they’re located abroad or using a VPN to spoof location, so they’re now using networks of hijacked accounts with local provenance that were established years ago. One major tell is the presence of multiple name changes for a particular account. If you see accounts spouting foreign propaganda nonsense, you can almost guarantee they’ll lack a real name and have changed the usernames several times in the last few years.

Pro Tip for "brain freeze" from ice cream/cold drink: Put hand(s) firmly on the back of neck; should feel cold when over the right spot. It will help warm up faster. If you rub your hands together 1st to warm them up (insert karate kid reference here), it will work better

@tomshardware Can it run Crysis? #IYKYK

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The false implication is that they looked at ALL votes cast during that time and found ONLY that small number.

Folks, we're $38+ Trillion in debt. I don't want to hear about new programs or ways the Federal Government is going to spend more money we don't have. I want to hear about cuts and the government shrinking it's footprint.