Joanne
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@thisstuartlaws I heard a funny one from my mum yesterday - “a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp”
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@Saskiaaa_____ Their garlic bread is ⭐, Sainsbury’s is dry crust sprinkled with a bit of parsley in comparison!
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Friends! You know I don’t like to blow my own trumpet, but I am the glue that holds this animal family together. These days my role is often as Grandpaw, guiding and comforting the Triplets when they need it. Here’s me doing exactly that for Ron today. Mum is proud of me. ❤️ #Caturday
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Friends! I have no news on MouseGate as, despite all our efforts, we have not found the Mouse. Instead, today, as it’s #ThrowbackThursday we are reminding you of how Baby Dog and I taught the Triplets how to behave at mealtimes when they first arrived. I think we did a good job! 🤎🧡🤎
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Friends! We’ve all made it to Friday, so how about a #MalcysMindfulMoments to finish off the week? Our Cherry Tree bloomed overnight and it looks beautiful. Baby Dog and I went out into the Garden to enjoy it. Turn your sound up high!
Oh, and please share for us - we are being hammered by the algorithm at the moment and people aren’t seeing us - thank you ❤️ #cats #dogs
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Friends! It’s #EasterSunday and so we are having a Special Easter Breakfast before all the Family arrive (don’t worry, these aren’t real tulips - they are pet-friendly ones!)
We send you all lots of love for a happy, peaceful and joyous Easter 💐🐣💐🐥 #cats #dogs
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Friends! Thanks for all agreeing with me about having Comfort Food yesterday. As a Very Special Treat, Mum let me lick out her yoghurt pot. It was SO TASTY! Can you tell how much I enjoyed it?! On this #Caturday please give us a share/comment, as the algorithm is not being our friend again at the moment. Thank you! ❤️
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Please help! I am Teddy, The Vicarage Cat, and X has locked me out of my old account and mum can't remember the password! Please follow me and retweet this to find all my old friends!! #CatsOnX #CatsOnTwitter #cats #catsoftwitter #catsofx
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@Malcolm_theCat @muir373 @bramblyhedge_ Ooh lovely 🥰 we have all the Brambly hedge jigsaws,they are so cute, but very difficult !
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Excuse me! It’s Percy here on Jigsaw Puzzle Watch. I’d like to report that Mum and I have completed another Puzzle. This time it’s a @bramblyhedge_ one and it’s lovely. Hope you like it! 🧩

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Friends! PREPARE YOURSELVES! I am about to show you how I deal with Disagreements. Ron took over my New Bed, and didn’t want to get out, even when I asked him nicely. Watch how I handled it. #Caturday
If you see this video today, please give us a share. Thank you! ❤️
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@VictoriaCoren Watched it all. Fabulous. Detectorists was brilliant too.
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SO proud to hear the name of our quiz in the mouth of Michael Palin and the words of Mackenzie Crook. How lovely to exist in that universe. #SmallProphets is wonderful.
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Roast beef... oh nay nay!! He is too cute!
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫@Matt_Pinner
Broccoli 🤣 The last thing you ate is what you have to name him!
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🚨 UK Online Florist To Be Avoided!!! 🚨
If you’re thinking of ordering flowers in the UK, avoid @prestigeflowers.
I spent over £100 on a bouquet for a special occasion. It arrived wilted, dying, and nothing like what was advertised.
After contacting them, all they offered was a £10 voucher. I explained that under the Consumer Rights Act 2015, I am entitled to a full refund. They ignored this and outright refused.
The image on the left is what they advertised. The image on the right is what I received.
They even had the cheek to claim the service was only partially subpar...

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@BonnieG4984 Chartwell is a beautiful place to visit. Unfortunately we didn’t spot Jock!
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@apparitionnow Anything by CJ Sanson; but Revelation is my favourite.
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