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@pourfairelevide @wtflanksteak Do you care if they broke a law or not, or do you just want to send people to prison for doing something that you decided is bad 30 seconds after hearing about it for the first time?
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I think everyone involved in this project should go to prison
Melody Mercado@melodymercadotv
No teachers, just AI: A new elementary school is opening in Chicago this fall. The school says students can master core subjects in two hours a day. Researchers say the evidence for replacing teachers with tech is still shaky blockclubchicago.org/2026/03/25/an-…
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(speed dating at the aquarium)
Him: look at these fuckass penguins lol
Me: next
Next guy: what's up with the penguins today
Me: ok next
Next guy: (large scar on face) no time to explain. I am you from a future where Earth got ravaged by carnivorous penguins and
Me: ugh next
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It genuinely breaks my brain to imagine what 1400 hours of annual sunshine must be like to live in.
When going to college in Chicago, I really struggled with the seemingly endless gray of the winters. Chicago gets 2500 sunshine hours!
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@Y192814512 @waterspeck1 @Alonso_GD lol, the answer is fine, you've just short circuited because they didn't answer your pop-sci question in one of the ways you've been taught
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@waterspeck1 @Alonso_GD It establishes you are incapable of abstraction.
I didn't ask if you did or didn't.
I asked how you would feel.
You didn't just fail the question. You failed it in a new way.
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“The King of England should refuse to sign a bill”
Turning Point UK 🇬🇧@TPointUK
We call on King Charles III to do the right thing and refuse to sign the extremist full-term abortion bill into law. Only 1% of the public support it. This is a chance for the monarchy to show they stand with the British people against radicals. @RoyalFamily
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@notwxrrixrs @25YearsAgoLive Phobic would imply that I fear you. I am disgusted by you.
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25-year-old Palestinian woman Amana Jawad Mona appears in court for killing a 16-year-old Israeli boy in January.
She groomed the boy and led him to a spot where militants seized and murdered him.
Mona is all smiles in court today as she defiantly declares “I am proud!”
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We must be mad, literally mad, to not make this the real £20 note
Nick Dixon@NickDixon
We must be mad, literally mad, to not make this the real £5 note.
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Mega Tinkaton 🔨
I think Tink moving on from hunting Corviknight to EVERY steel type Pokémon would be a cool way to enhance its design for a mega. Now it uses a giant hydraulic press pogo-stick LOL .
#Pokemon #PokemonLegendZA #pokemonfanart
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how it feels when the Wellspring Mask is paywalled so you genuinely have to slot in Lombre before regionals (Water Stone is also paywalled)
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Ze Banded@ZeBanded
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Frog goes to the mall and tries on a pair of flashy sneakers that reflect his exuberant personality.
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this isn't a chocolate croissant, this is a chocolate wellington
Dolce@daily_dolce
When I buy a chocolate croissant, this is how much chocolate I expect it to have inside
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they designed these starters in a lab to make the most satisfying splat when you throw them at a brick wall
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at the Gen 10 Pokémon starters.
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i still have yet to find anyone who can tell me what the fuck this is
Hub City Spartanburgers@Spartanburgers_
still don’t know what this thing was
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