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the secret to being smart is actually being dumb

uncle next to me in eid prayer fell for the takbeer pumpfake

if my girl 😇🥰😍 and ROD OF AGES 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😌☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl's funeral 😷☠️⚰️ stacking 🤣🥞📚 20 HEALTH ⛑️ 20 MANA 🥶 AND 4 ABILITY POWER

When the hantavirus shrinks my dick to -1 inch so it integer overflows to 32,767 inches

Here we go #jjk

I’m having trouble breathing with a bad fever. Where should I fly tomorrow?

"We must approach my bedroom at once, not because it is easy, but because I am hard."

how do i tell you this

The Catacombs (Dark Souls, 2011)

gonna get my nikkah done at a tim hortons

Studying neurosurgery rn how do I make this about Satoru Gojo

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Sorry babe, I lied, there’s no sex. Put your clothes back on I felt a suspicious lump in your booby

Let me set you straight...

Be Dr Elisabeth Potter > Princeton molecular bio > crush Emory med school > match into the most competitive plastics residency at UT Southwestern > fellowship at MD Anderson learning to rebuild breasts with a woman’s own tissue > graduate top of the game, DIEP flap queen, 1,000+ cases deep > join big hospital systems in Austin > watch insurance companies nickel-and-dime cancer patients for years > see OR fees hit $30k+ before the surgeon even picks up a scalpel > get the infamous @UHC call *while patient is under anesthesia* asking if she really needs to stay overnight after mastectomy + reconstruction > step out of the OR, fight on the phone, they deny her anyway > posts the video > it explodes > millions of people finally see what doctors have been screaming about for a decade > United sends the lawyers > “delete the videos or else” > she laughs, posts the letter instead, and goes harder > they cut her brand-new surgery center out of network > Redbud Surgery Center, the one she poured millions into so women wouldn’t get crushed by hospital bills > suddenly staring at bankruptcy while still trying to operate > double down on cash-pay transparency > same elite surgeons, same microsurgery expertise > do the $100k+ hospital case for a fraction of the price > same day, same quality, zero corporate middlemen bleeding the patient dry > keep posting, keep fighting, keep winning small battles (Aetna in-network, Cigna in-network, one patient at a time) > turn the whole thing into a movement > be the surgeon who said “if I want healthcare to be different, I have to practice differently” > actually do it > still in the arena > still taking on the biggest insurers in America > still rebuilding women after cancer I’m inspired! The Elizabeth Potter arc is what I hope for all my physician colleagues @EPotterMD @DutchRojas

7 hours is not even enough to understand Dorsal column medial lemniscus pathway.

Gakuganji: what’s the fucking secret behind the cursed corpses nigga they want me to fucking KILL u nigga TELL ME Prinicpal Yaga:

call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can