Phil Ronan 🇪🇺

@sonofr @Keir_Starmer @CBItweets "I'm well aware that a swarm of hornets have built a nest in my underpants, but what's happened has happened, and the focus now should be on making hornet pants work instead of going back to the old days before hornets." — Keir Starmer, probably

Goodbye Twitter 😞theguardian.com/technology/202…

@GregHands @Conservatives @CCHQPress @NorthThanetCA You're such a bore, Greg 🥱

Fish & chips here at St Mildred’s Bay, Margate. Cllr Ash Ashbee has balanced the budget , whilst investing in regeneration - showing strong @conservatives values! Labour meanwhile left the whole country with “no money” #VoteConservative on 4th May

Getting really fed up with Starmer now 😕 theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

I wrote a haiku for Trump, to help him through this difficult time: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA fucker

@GregHands @Conservatives @CCHQPress Gosh you're so interesting, Greg.

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Oof! — “Is there any compensation [for Dover travel disruption]?” — “The only compensation you have, is the emotional compensation of having a blue British passport.” 🔥 #Brexit twitter.com/SquibbmeisterU…

@Iromg @mrjamesob @Matthew_Wright Have you learnt nothing? thepoke.co.uk/2022/11/07/mik…

The problem with @mrjamesob is that he’s a failed newspaper journalist. He has no frame of reference. Video reviews and Z-list showbiz parties. His politics were invented with that other champagne socialist idiot @Matthew_Wright

@Iromg Form an orderly queue, ladies!

Joe has six followers. Thinks I can’t attract women. Poor Joe. What a plonker…

@JamesCleverly You brokered a deal worth 0.08% of GDP with countries on the other side of the planet. A deal that's liable to cause immense damage to UK farming. And you're proud of yourself??

This is a massive deal for the UK. And it’s why diplomacy really matters. Joining the CPTPP will bring huge benefit to British people and British businesses.

@GregHands You really are a crashing bore, Greg

We already know that Labour isn’t very good at managing money…

@Conservatives Yeah that would be great if they weren't ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FRICKING PLANET you absolute planks.

✅ JUST IN: The UK is now part of the CPTPP trade bloc - giving us tariff free access to economies worth £11 trillion

I just supported this case! crowdjustice.com/case/support-c… via @CrowdJustice

Conservative policy in a nutshell:

@gardengeer A saw that can chop a tree down while making no sawdust? Quite ingenious.

@ejwalsh_ed What a tit

John Bolton Former National Security Adviser who thinks there should be a hard border on the island of Ireland rte.ie/radio/radio1/c…

@GregHands @griffitha @Conservatives @mikeysmith @CCHQPress Great ratio there Greg. Keep it up 👍

As my colleague @griffitha in the Commons Budget debate has just said, Labour left the country with “no money” in 2010. The British people won’t forget this letter. @conservatives

@Iromg I hope so, Mikey. I really do.

Amazing couple of days. Blocked over 300 abusive twitter accounts. All had #GTTO #FBPE or #Brexshit in their profiles. These people are poisoning the well of decent debate in Britain. It’s a shame. But decent people will win in the end…

@Iromg @barryjbutler Grown up talk, Mikey. You wouldn't understand.

@barryjbutler Not sure where you read what you imagined in your head. Try and read it again.

Watch the champagne socialists self-combust with virtuous outrage. Criminals should be deported. The end. apple.news/Aqhq-URPWRiK4D…

@CatharineHoey And being an obnoxious old harridan qualifies you to judge the character of other people because why?

Gary Lineker isn’t brave – he’s an arrogant player who thinks he can defy the ref telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/03/1…