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rabid monkey

@rabidmonkey

let's all pretend I wrote witty things and clever stuff here. She/her

Katılım Ocak 2009
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
If we interact on Twitter enough that it seems strange that I'm not following you, or if you followed me and I didn't follow back: I compartmentalize my Twitter experience with a series of lists. Almost everyone I'm actually following are my irl friends and family.
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@tanebanned @MicDubTV @KillaKreww You honestly think you're going to tell your wife that you intend to go impregnate another woman and she's going to be fine with that? I promise you that, if you pull that shit on most women, you will be getting divorced and probably seeing that 1st kid almost never.
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📽️@tanebanned·
@MicDubTV @KillaKreww it’s not about stepping out and we’ll be a 3 parent household if anything surrogacy is a thing if not that i’ll get someone else pregnant within the bounds of transparency in my relationship because i’m not forcing her to have my kids ion see what’s so hard.
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Killa 🌺
Killa 🌺@KillaKreww·
Keith Lee tells Keke Palmer how important respect in his marriage is, explaining that he’ll only have more kids if his wife wants to because she’s the one who carries them 👀 “I’m done when she’s done… If she want 30 of them, we gonna have 30 of them… I’m not the one carrying them, that’s not my body going through the before, after effects.”
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Bob
Bob@Bob328087374292·
@nonregemesse I love how chill and relaxed fifty is, incredible contrast guy being who he is vs guy trying to be something else
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@MoreOrLessAMess @samplesoojin Like, yeah, ARFID is a thing but then you need to find a way to buy your safe foods other than panhandling on the internet. There's a reason the phrase "beggars can't be choosers" exists.
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Snarcasm Queen@MoreOrLessAMess·
@samplesoojin Dude, what are these comments? It's not that the girl has ARFID. It's that her video claims it's poverty restricting her diet and then when people offer a solution, no, it's actually this other thing.
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tom*@samplesoojin·
I’m so sorry but idc how insensitive I sound you can’t be serious
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Cris ✨
Cris ✨@lionesspike·
hannah einbinder you’re so real
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@Larissa1187365 @eebendeeben @cordeliamaylove Yeah, like comphet led to bad choices in partners or something? Or maybe assholes are more prone to escalate into outright violence when they can sense their lady isn't actually into them, idk 🤷‍♀️
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@eebendeeben @cordeliamaylove It's based on a real study, but if you actually look at it the key is that some wicked high number, like 80%, of those lesbians were DVed by a male perpetrator. So what it really says is that before they came out/figured themselves out, a lot of lesbians had really bad men.
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no.1 apollo justice stan
no.1 apollo justice stan@eebendeeben·
@cordeliamaylove it’s got the same energy as the dudes who repeat the “statistic” that lesbians have the highest rate of DV despite there being NO studies that back this up, yet piles upon piles of documented cases where men go as far as to murder their entire families just for shits and giggles.
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@347levi @mokapotmaks Sounds like something an old lady ends up with as a nickname because her grandkid said it when they weren't talking clearly yet.
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@shinakiham_soup @yamilVII @TwinkTheory Honestly he probably didn't want to bathe her, but he understood that mom couldn't and it still needed to happen. He's lived with his mom longer than his step-dad has and has a better grasp of how debilitating her migraines are.
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Big A
Big A@__TheeOnlyA·
queen latifah walking with a cane? A CANE…? my chest… plz..
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@JoshuaKnaak @Kruzadar I think the point is to show off how muscular their thighs are, but it just looks like they're wearing those ruffled bloomers people put on little girls to cover a diaper under a dress.
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Joshua Knaak
Joshua Knaak@JoshuaKnaak·
@Kruzadar Had no idea really cool manly dudes like to pull up their shorts so they look like a baggy speedo. 😂
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@ftmetalhead Right? It's all a very complicated balance of *how* un/comfortable vs. un/flattering it is. And the second statement doesn't even cover the statement one phenomenon of catching yourself petting your own clothes (man, I love velvet.)
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electronic body moid
electronic body moid@ftmetalhead·
this just pissed me off. those are two statements. this isn’t a true or false question. how am i supposed to answer if the first statement is true and the second one is false?
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@JuliusFnDiamond @anarchoboognish It also just really obviously doesn't look anything like a brown recluse bite. His body just got a little too enthusiastic reacting to a normal, not dangerous, spider bite. And it's not even a very impressive example of that.
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jonathanNetflix
jonathanNetflix@humankazoo21·
@looksbizarre lot of people in the replies are really self reporting the fact that they see retail workers as unfeeling robots, unsettling stuff
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rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@makakiavelli2 Yup. Mfers had to stay home from work and school but then half of them literally had organized hang outs with their friends in my store.
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@thereisnobeth I think it's just because terfs love to claim that they're trying to protect lesbians (and terfs that actually are lesbians are loud af) so then people get this false idea that the 2 groups are in conflict.
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thereisnobeth@thereisnobeth·
its very noticeable to me how lesbians are always getting heat for perceived transphobia when, as a group, lesbians are our strongest allies
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@sarahmccammon @GeorgieBeani What you're actually teaching him is to be reliant on someone else for basic stuff he should definitely be able to handle himself. Being able to keep track of his own schedule is a skill he will need to succeed.
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Sarah McCammon📻@sarahmccammon·
@GeorgieBeani Tempting but as a boy mom literally my #1 job is to do everything I can to help him learn the skills to succeed. On the bright side, he’s been studying a lot (it’s an AP exam)!
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Sarah McCammon📻@sarahmccammon·
There’s an important test tomorrow at my son’s school and my moms thread today is basically just all of the boy moms mining all of the girl moms for any information about what’s actually going on and what time we need to be where - because none of the boys actually know!! 😅
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🤠@heavensbvnny·
Do you have the “what the fck is wrong with me” adhd or the “what the fck is wrong with everyone else” autism
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