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@rabidmonkey

let's all pretend I wrote witty things and clever stuff here. She/her

Katılım Ocak 2009
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
If we interact on Twitter enough that it seems strange that I'm not following you, or if you followed me and I didn't follow back: I compartmentalize my Twitter experience with a series of lists. Almost everyone I'm actually following are my irl friends and family.
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SillySapphic #SaveALOTO
SillySapphic #SaveALOTO@LoveWinsInEnd·
@rabidmonkey Thats prob true. But when she said, I only date men, but fuck women, hindsight says I should have bounced. Instead, I stuck around long enough for her to prove her original statement over & over again, all while leading me on that I was different & loving the fact I fell...hard!
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urbanist slop hq@SlopHq·
the thing that gets people on transit isn’t free fares it’s not having to check a schedule. a bus that costs $2 and comes every 6 minutes will outperform a free bus that comes every 30 minutes every single time. frequency is the product. the fare is a rounding error
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@bufordsharkley @SlopHq I'm guessing you specifically mean large cities. Because I live in a small city and the bus only costs $1.75. BUT it also only comes every 30 minutes to an hour depending on the route and time of day.
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Hervey “Mark Mollineaux” Okkles 🦀🚰
Hervey “Mark Mollineaux” Okkles 🦀🚰@bufordsharkley·
@SlopHq It’s notable that you say $2 (less than buses in essentially every metro), and not, say $4/$5 buses Good and affordable is more important than bad and free, but what the price is matters
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@johnsmithyson0 If I ask for a Caesar salad and receive something containing bell peppers or tomatoes...picking things out would seem really normal compared to my reaction.
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Zellie@leucocrystal·
I really wish more Americans were aware that the USPS is the only service - the ONLY one - that can reach every home in the country. All other services rely on them for "last mile" deliveries that these other (more expensive!) services refuse (or can't) deliver to!
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS

The Postmaster General says USPS might be forced to stop deliveries in 2027 if current trends continue. Postmaster David Steiner says the postal service "will be out of cash in less than 12 months." Steiner has has also been on the board of directors of FedEx since 2009.

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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@AdamrR83 @GeauxGabrielle Well, one of the big charity things he does is give free computers to schools. You know, so that his products are the ones kids learn to use and they become a customer base as they grow up. It's not evil, but it's not purely altruistic.
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Adam
Adam@AdamrR83·
@GeauxGabrielle Somehow Bill Gates has been giving away his fortune since 2000 yet his net worth always increases massively
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@Mack_0204 T-shirt weather to snow flurries in less than a day is wild (we didn't get the tornadoes we were cautioned we might, just some thunder and lightning.)
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MacKenzie 🌈🍑
MacKenzie 🌈🍑@Mack_0204·
70 degrees yesterday. Then 50+ mph winds. Tornados last night. High of 32 today. Hate it here 😫😫😫
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@EdzHydez_ @f4ggylamp Exactly. It entirely valid to realize that transition didn't work for you, but there's a big difference between "I was mistaken, and this wasn't right for me" and "I was tricked, and no one should be able to do this."
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@EdzHydez_ @f4ggylamp Which I guess is like "they convinced me I wasn't really a girl, but I can totally be this way and still be a girl" but the need to blame others and be hostle is pretty fucked up. Like, just be a weird girl without hurting other people, yo.
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@EdzHydez_ @f4ggylamp She literally never took hrt. Detrans from only social transition and the only thing she changed back were pronouns.
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@Nocture4 @_Magda_222 @LGBwiththeT 1) DSDs may not be as rare as we think, since very few people undergo chromosomal testing. 2) DSDs may be more common in elite athletics than the general population.
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Nocture@Nocture4·
@_Magda_222 @LGBwiththeT I get what you're saying but it's still not the norm for someone to have the syndrome. It's like all Asperger's people have Autism, but not all Autistic people have Asperger's, am I making sense. So cis gender is an umbrella term. Either way, the OP quote is misleading at best
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mwp@midwestprincsss·
lil chapter 9 sneak peek bc im so very evil for that cliffhanger 👹
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Valkyrie
Valkyrie@vxlkyr1e_·
@7Negative_Creep @bananaman360123 There's your problem. Girls don't all wear bikinis to the pool. Wear a tank top and swim trunks, the boobs will be shown off showing you're a woman but you have the extra room to your penis in the trunks. Ppl will just think you're a tomboy. So many girls i knew did that
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Negative Creep@7Negative_Creep·
really annoying thing about being transgender is that once you’re a few months on hormones and unless you want bottom surgery you can never ever ever go swimming again I miss swimming I haven’t gone since I was a teenager…
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@ALOTOkait Happy birthday! and also happy Friday the 13th birthday specifically if you're into that.
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@Lil_Stinkyy @ghoulhag How overweight? Because soft and cuddly with enough ass to grab a double handful is absolutely peak for me. 5'5" and strong are also excellent attributes. Of course nothing beats out being the owner of both a goofy grin and a mischievous smirk employed at appropriate times.
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rabid monkey
rabid monkey@rabidmonkey·
@nepenthequeen @franschkatic I was so hoping that was what you meant. I adore a little wordplay that's subtle enough that people get confused and angry.
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Jena🦋
Jena🦋@nepenthequeen·
@franschkatic I mean it wasnt but not like deaddead Agatha you know more like little death if you get what I mean
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Jena🦋@nepenthequeen·
August died in that room, is Agatha next ?
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