rachel

YEAR ONE MAHA: 1. Measles returns to America 2. Pertussis returns to America 3. Chronic hepatitis liver cancer returns 4. Pandemic preparedness gone 5. Swung & missed on autism 6. CDC disassembled 7. Biotech industry shutting down 8. Brain drain underway

Happy 36th birthday to the iconic Taylor Swift. The 14x Grammy-winning superstar, who debuted in 2006, has taken the world by storm era after era, and record after record. Her impact has ranged from her songwriting talents, which landed her a Songwriter Hall of Fame nomination in her first year of eligibility, to the phenomenon of the Eras Tour, which is the highest-grossing tour of all time. She is the first artist in history to hold the entire Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 multiple times, which no other artist has done once. She was named TIME’s Person of the Year in 2023 and, this year, broke the record for biggest album opening in Billboard 200 history when her twelfth studio album opened at four million units. She also gained ownership to her first six albums and now fully owns her entire discography, which boasts four Album of the Year wins — the most for any singer ever.

roses are red,

i think some people who are criticizing showgirl need to know that while youve been getting down about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you couldve been getting down to this sick beat

He has taught me that I haven’t been nearly insane enough in my life

Me after going on zero dates:

People from the middle of the US are insane. They think everything is driving distance.

unfortunately my central nervous system does not know the difference between being chased by a bear in the woods and taylor swift regaining the rights to her masters

i'm not meant for dating apps i'm meant for this type of yearning

Ohhhh so now I’m the bad guy. Just for being a huge bitch

me driving:

i love the beach

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be: When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

me when someone says “oh u work in the ER? what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen?”

The attending waiting for me to finish presenting my assessment and plan before changing everything about it

Poppy McIlroy converts the lengthy putt on No. 9! #themasters

“My Final Four is perfect” You picked four 1-seeds to make the Final Four? How does it feel to live life as a coward? Do you root for big corporations as well? Are you anti-small businesses? Have some pride.