bruh

@YvngWeasel @penguins Nah we would never do anything like that

@ramranch87 @penguins oh I thought you meant a 3-0 SERIES lead

Game 82 in the books.

@YvngWeasel @penguins You must be unfamiliar with our game

@ramranch87 @penguins to do so one must acquire a 3-0 lead

Me when it comes to having an infected fingernail on my left index finger while on vacation in the month of April (this is the second year in a row it has happened)

@Alex_Kozora We should not draft Ty Simpson regardless of what happens with Rodgers

Don't even understand Schefter's point. Steelers won't draft Ty Simpson just because Rodgers hasn't given an answer. If they love him, draft him. If they don't, pass. Rodgers has nothing to do with it.

@Patriotdadev77 “Everything he posts is strategic”

I'm going to need someone from the moral outraged Monday morning armchair Bible scholar group to explain what we're supposed to be outraged over. A painting of Trump dressed like a Pope while laying hands on a symbolized sick nation just doesn't quite get me there.

Me in 2037 when I finally find a job outside of Lincolnton and I can finally leave (it will be in Gastonia)

@officer_Lew This retard thinks Raleigh is a cesspool of chaos and violence🫵🤣

Can someone explain to me how Raleigh NC is turning into a cesspool of chaos and violence over the past year?? Smh 🤦🏿‍♂️

BREAKING🚨: MASS STABBING CHAOS OVERNIGHT IN DOWNTOWN RALEIGH, NC. At least 6 people have been rushed to the hospital with stab wounds after a violent incident erupted in the heart of the city. Details are still developing... this is getting crazy. Stay safe out there, Raleigh. H/T: @mattvanswol

@Twin790 @NASA Are you stupid on purpose

@NASA Why the clouds not moving?

LIVE: They are coming home. Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@BarryOnHere @SabrinaAnnLynn Disgusting! Where is the link to this so I can make sure to never watch it?

If you don’t believe we went to the moon then you’re gay

@rittenhouse2a Enjoy this ratio retard

Hope bro isn't married 💀🤣

NO

Gayest shit I’ve seen today

@CollinRugg The real culprit:

NEW: Alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson wrote a handwritten letter to his boyfriend admitting to killing Kirk, according to newly unsealed court documents. The search warrant affidavit says Robinson sent his boyfriend a text that read: "drop what you are doing, look under my keyboard." Underneath the keyboard was allegedly a handwritten note that read the following: "If you are reading this per my text, then I am so sorry. I left the house this morning on a mission, and set an auto text." "I am likely dead, or facing a lengthy prison sentence. I had the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk, and I took it." "I don’t know if I will/have succeeded, but I had hoped to make it home to you. I wish we could have lived in a world where this did not feel necessary."

@WedgewithPhD @25YearsAgoLive For what? Not liking tornadoes?

@ramranch87 @25YearsAgoLive Shut up

A series of destructive tornadoes and hailstorms hits Missouri and Illinois. 120,000 homes, 60,000 cars, and 8,000 businesses are damaged.

@penguins Yup we’re winning it all

The Penguins have signed NCAA free agent defenseman Jake Livanavage to a two-year, Entry-Level Contract. Details: pens.pe/3PSLXPD