shut up

@soniferodalana Hey it’s almost like the population is injecting themselves with various drugs for weight loss and “beauty standards” and almost like the side effects and drugs haven’t been tested long enough for this kind of use. Looking like corpses

o que me deixa mais chocado nessa magreza extrema atual, é que nem nos anos 2000 quando isso virou moda entre as celebridades elas pareciam ter esse aspecto adoecido como hoje em dia...

@patri_jaya @DiedSuddenly_ @SDSLLC_USA What about pushing vaccines? U kno they get paid for that right?

@DiedSuddenly_ @SDSLLC_USA I’m sorry but doctors should not have a monetary incentive to make medical decisions one way or another. It will drive greedy doctors to take patients off of needed medications.

Huge win for health! RFK Jr just explained that doctors will now get paid to take patients OFF unnecessary and harmful medications through a new policy called “deprescribing.” This is the first policy of its kind, and will incentivize doctors to STOP prescribing unnecessary medications.

People are more mad at Gillis and Hinchcliffe because of black jokes than they are at Chelsea Handler actually having a private intimate dinner with Epstein after he was already convicted of sex trafficking! We are a nation of retards govern by psychopaths!

@mbta who issues refunds for Charlie card fare??? Machine scanned my card at downtown crossing yesterday and never opened and made me scan it again 😂 and the “please use chip card” on every machine really is the icing on the cake truly

@CornFedAndrew @spencerpratt Retarded take, stopped reading after the second paragraph lmao

Spencer acting like he’s the only Californian who suffered from the fires is peak main character syndrome. Thousands of families lost homes, memories, pets, businesses, and stability. Most of them aren’t turning it into a nonstop audition for attention, donations, and political relevance. You already made money from reality TV fame, social media, sponsorships, crystals, apocalypse merch, and every panic trend you could monetize. Heidi isn’t exactly bringing in CEO money either, so now politics suddenly looks attractive because it comes with influence, attention, and a steady income when Hollywood stops calling. But here’s the real question Spencer… what EXACTLY would you do differently for ALL Californians that isn’t already being done right now? Specifics. Not vague ‘they failed us’ soundbites for engagement farming. Would you magically stop droughts? Control hurricane force winds? Force insurance companies to stay? Rebuild entire communities overnight? Lower housing costs? Fix utility infrastructure? How? Because so far it just sounds like another celebrity realizing outrage pays better than getting a normal job application rejected. The fires were devastating. Thousands suffered. You are not uniquely oppressed because tragedy happened to you too. Most victims are quietly rebuilding their lives instead of trying to turn Mother Nature into a political rebrand.

Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place? Karen Bass let my home burn down. Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.

@amatibella @ViolaAppleton6 @Stacie243546 @lizzkelly7 Financial demands and it’s literally just the basics of a dress, hair and makeup (optional) and contributing to a trip that everyone else is contributing to. Times have changed

@randeeeeznugs @ViolaAppleton6 @Stacie243546 @lizzkelly7 The “don’t go” often results in hard feelings, resentment: it’s not that simple. I don’t understand all these weddings that have such financial demands- it’s expensive nonsense.

A "friend" invited me to be a bridesmaid in her destination wedding. She "forgot" to pay me back for the $800 bachelorette Airbnb, the $300 dress, and $200 in hair/makeup. At the reception, she bragged about how the wedding was "under budget." For her wedding gift, I gave her a beautiful, heavy Tiffany box. Inside was no jewelry, just a printed, itemized invoice for $1,300 with a "PAID" stamp across it. I included a note: "Since the wedding was under budget, I figured you’d love to know your debt to me is officially settled! Consider this my gift. Congrats!" I finished my champagne and took the early shuttle back to the hotel.

@valeikac @ViolaAppleton6 @Stacie243546 @lizzkelly7 That’s the whole point of an invitation and RSVP!

@randeeeeznugs @ViolaAppleton6 @Stacie243546 @lizzkelly7 A destination wedding is a CHOICE. So if you expect people to pay that much for YOUR day, that’s your problem.

@marvlwars As I’m currently listening to her

stan twitter will try and convince you nobody knows ella langley and yet everyone i know in REAL LIFE is listening to her.

@ViolaAppleton6 @Stacie243546 @lizzkelly7 Nah, you sound like you’ve never been in a wedding. Especially for someone you care for deeply! If you can’t afford a $200 bridesmaid dress and hair/makeup that is a CHOICE for the bridesmaid, and contribute to the Bach like every other attendee, don’t commit and don’t go. Simple

@Stacie243546 @lizzkelly7 Nah, your wedding shouldn't cost someone else $1000. You want people in your wedding, pay for them.

@_tobyblush The following. Doesn’t get enough hype

I need a Netflix series so addictive that I completely forget the outside world exists. Shoot me your best recommendations!!!

@sugartwilights Hag and it’s just knowing the reference

@randeeeeznugs hag

what does this even mean

@lovesicknoon I’m more concerned about the cancer causing chemicals on the probes going inside me to check for cancer. Hm. More critical thinking skills needed rather than just assuming it’s “ouchy I don’t want to”

PAP SMEARS ARE MILDY UNCOMFORTABLE AND EMBARRASSING AT WORST. STOP FEARMONGERING. STOP LIVING IN FEAR!!!!! you know what’s more painful than a pap smear? CERVICAL CANCER.

this scene gets 10x funnier when you see the reactions to it bc it's so clear the writers were expecting these exact takes, and y’all really logged in here to claim it's some maga soft launch instead of realizing ur actually the one being made fun of 😭

Telling a liberal friend a mildly heterodox opinion is like defusing a bomb. Telling a conservative friend the same thing is like… telling them a thing.

@LeftistHimbo22 @twiggieangell @BeauforNC @Riley_Gaines_ Literally the only way to deal with you people. You catching on yet?

@twiggieangell @BeauforNC @Riley_Gaines_ Sooo is this the best your brain functioning could come up with? So fucking embarrassing

It's been 7 months since we had our baby and we're still receiving unexplained hospital bills in the mail. Hardly ever an adequate description of services. Just a QR code to pay online. It feels intentionally confusing and difficult to get answers. We want price transparency.

@dabeast_2002 @twiggieangell @BeauforNC @Riley_Gaines_ The truth meanwhile Trump is lowering drug costs DUMMY. Keep being ignorant

@twiggieangell @BeauforNC @Riley_Gaines_ For speaking the truth?

@icourtneycries “Don’t like science” and “trans rights” bruh

i’m done responding to the icky transphobes under this (a post not about gender at all) because it’s only gonna give the post more traction and i cannot have men crying at me because they don’t like science. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. 😘😘😘😘

here kids! this is a textbook example of it's not a problem until it's a problem for me. best of luck with those bills, babe 🤍

@mbta love that you’re just staying silent about the slow zones on the Braintree line. Useless

@MassDailyNews God get her out or I’m out of this state lmao

NEW: Gov Healey blasts the MA Republican candidates who will be on the ballot She says they’re the two “most extreme” candidates and that they are “MAGA candidates” And that they’re “bad for the people of Massachusetts” Thoughts?