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@erer713 @DurOIOP @Mario21329 @jamskins @CS2News_EN “both”

@DurOIOP @Mario21329 @jamskins @CS2News_EN Yea cuz spirit cant afford to lose both of their superstars

donk in his Telegram channel after the loss 😭

@67debaterFN @statsmeister1 it’s all your fault

@statsmeister1 Why are you looking at me like that

@Olufunmee__ @Real_Ames

@Real_Ames Lady: He’s trying to stab himself Operator: Does he have a knife

OMG ! How infuriating! 911 Operator: Ma’am, I understand there’s an emergency… but first—what’s his favorite color? Caller: “WHAT?!” 911 Operator: Stay with me. What size jeans does he wear? Skinny? Relaxed fit? This is critical. Caller: “HE’S LITERALLY—” 911 Operator: Ma’am, I cannot dispatch help until I know his Instagram handle. Is it private or public? Verification matters. Caller: “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!” 911 Operator: Very. Also, how many eyelashes are on his left eyelid? Not the right—focus. Caller: “HE NEEDS HELP NOW!” 911 Operator: And I need answers, ma’am. What’s the mileage on his car? Last oil change? Favorite fast food order? We’re building a profile here. Caller: “OH MY GOD—” 911 Operator: Ma’am, please stop crying and be useful. Does he prefer Pepsi or Coke? Blood type? Zodiac sign? Rising moon?? Caller: “SEND HELP!!!” 911 Operator: I will, as soon as you confirm—does he still have a VCR? Anyone in the home with a fax machine? Backup landline?? Caller: “THIS IS INSANE!” 911 Operator: Ma’am, calm down. Panic doesn’t help. Now… what’s his WiFi password? And spell it slowly. Ridiculous!! Smh

@albeaniac @loserthreener @PhyCasts sir you’re replying to “loser gooner the third”, I’m not sure what you expected 😅

@loserthreener @PhyCasts you’re weird as fuck

See, why you love The MongolZ is that they play completely incomprehensible Counter-Strike to the tacticaloid And they win.

@MorphingReality @domerding67 @AJ_Specter23 @EnthuserH morphing reality indeed. Please take your meds

@randomacc1721 @domerding67 @AJ_Specter23 @EnthuserH Except it has everything to do with reactors

We love nuclear power here chat.

@b0ltCS2 @xgilliland19 @p4ttiie i love the implication that “xgilliland19” is on the same level of coaching as hally. Not wrong tbh 🤣

@xgilliland19 @p4ttiie Lemme ask you this, what would your tactic be if you had donk on your team and you were the coach?

Zonic is a coaching genius. He is best known for his signature tactic „NICE ILYA“. He also has a second little known tactic of „NICE MAXIM“. What an absolute legend. Top 3 coach for sure.

@MorphingReality @domerding67 @AJ_Specter23 @EnthuserH 20 people have put forward counters, which you’ve “countered” with some random shit that has nothing to do with reactors or by saying “nuh uh”

@randomacc1721 @domerding67 @AJ_Specter23 @EnthuserH I wasn’t joking, I was right and nobody has put forward a good counter so far

@koshkacz @zuoshipinSHEKL why need be sad?

@zuoshipinSHEKL what this mean

kyousuke when his team is winning 10-1 vs jee when his team is losing 10-1

@MorphingReality @domerding67 @AJ_Specter23 @EnthuserH *makes idiotic statement* *is made fun of* “haha i was just joking guys haha im not actually stupid did you guys actually think i was serious thats so funny haha”

@randomacc1721 @domerding67 @AJ_Specter23 @EnthuserH

@MorphingReality @domerding67 @AJ_Specter23 @EnthuserH so you’re admitting you can’t form a coherent thought on the topic and are relying on someone else to make your argument? ok..

@domerding67 @AJ_Specter23 @EnthuserH I can show you the experts agreeing with me, I can’t force you to read though

@DonkSports @ItsBrokas @Mauisnake catching strays

@ItsBrokas @Mauisnake Def not FaZe

What is the Bigger Gap?

@newthreadpool @PipkinPipler @Tectone are you retarded? Even using your numbers blacks are overrepresented and whites are underrepresented 😭

- The post replies to a thread debating racial demographics of neighborhoods, sharing a bar chart purporting to show per capita child molestation rates: Non-Hispanic Whites at 78% of expected (-22%), Blacks at 159% (+59%), and Hispanics at 176% (+76%), excluding statutory rape. - The chart cites a 1994 BJS report on recidivism of released sex offenders, but misapplies rearrest data as overall incidence; the report does not provide per capita offense rates by race for the general population. - Recent U.S. Sentencing Commission data (FY2021) indicates 57.5% of federal sexual abuse offenders are White, 16.1% Black, and 11.8% Hispanic, proportions roughly matching U.S. demographics, suggesting no significant per capita overrepresentation among minorities.

If white people are so bad Why all yall wanna live In our neighborhoods and our countries?

@pularized @Spyk3O @reddit_lies boring. If you don’t forage for 2 hours before breakfast you didn’t earn it

@randomacc1721 @Spyk3O @reddit_lies I just said I prefer contained agriculture 🌝

Reddit gatherer.

@pularized @Spyk3O @reddit_lies you better learn to interpret satire lil pup or I’m afraid you won’t make it far 😭

@randomacc1721 @Spyk3O @reddit_lies You can drink dog piss and eat dog shit all you want, I prefer the future of contained and regulated crops 🌝

@pularized @Spyk3O @reddit_lies dudes will eat ass then be scared of a little dandelion 🙄

@Spyk3O @reddit_lies The problem is the fecal material and parasites on the dandelion, or any plant for that matter, not that they’re edible. I wouldn’t trust people who don’t know enough about gardening or agriculture to start picking shit they find around. It’s like with toxic mushrooms. 🌝

@Noobhabs1 @K4RM1NN4CHT @MLife78707 @RAWigger i can treat a nigga with respect while acknowledging that not all niggas deserve respect

@K4RM1NN4CHT @MLife78707 @RAWigger Twitter users trying to not use strawmans when someone says to not call people racial slurs be like:

@Richardzocca9 @NeverListenToMe @SGR5N @BenHanan_ alleviate the cognitive dissonance

@NeverListenToMe @SGR5N @BenHanan_ What do you hope to achieve with that tweet

Average Annual Salary in Cuba: $156 USD Hasan Pikers Cartier Glasses: $1380 USD It would take the average Cuban 9 years to purchase Hasan Pikers glasses

@DThangGzZZZZZz @statsmeister1 tn1r and zontix just look like my slavic uncles

@statsmeister1 Rip

donk go kill stopped working 💔

@34s1061841 @followdusT he hasn’t been a hard entry since 2024, but he still goes first often, especially now that tn1r has fallen off

@followdusT donk is not even an entry anymore, stop the cap

Watching Spirit struggle is so grim. Donk is still donk, incredible at the hardest role in the game. Sh1ro often is an AWPer that complements him. However, the support isn’t there. Leadership is failing. tN1R was a legit star on Heroic. He’s not found himself on Spirit.

@LionHeartz1337 @followdusT pv feels like they have 4 stars that are just itching to take a fight, to push something, to click on heads. Spirit feels like the whole team is waiting for donk to do something so they dont have to Tn1r falloff has me in tears man

@followdusT Its just night and day difference in cohesion between them and Pari. Its like watching NAVI vs Falcons yesterday. Firepower does a lot but if you keep making stupid mistakes that firepower doesnt matter.