Jesse Headley

@TELUSsupport, thanks for making me realize what Canadian icons @threedaysgrace were really singing about you. I do “hate everything about you” Got a notification about a usage overage for a place I haven’t lived in for 5 years and ported over when I moved. Still up. On hold.

Whatever is going on or whoever is writing for @22minutes: fucking bravo! You seemingly cannot miss. Hilarious, timely, and en point every time. Absolute gold comedic content. Hitting both sides equally. Canadian, yet, globally relatable. Keep the train rolling!

Game ended 30 minutes ago. Seriously who are you clowns??!

@splashsports, not that I’m surprised because your platform is a flaming dumpster fire but just a heads up: Duke didn’t win. Whoever ran tournamentpools.com, I hope you realize how much your legacy has been tarnished by this shitshow running it now.

@splashsports: just curious if you meant to call yourself @crashsports? Your March Madness platform is a fucking dumpster fire. I would rather eat glass than commission a league with you. @tournamentpools, u up? I get why you sold but didn’t realize it was to a fuck hack job.

@Uber_Support @Uber_Support, ahhh got it now. Maybe you need to hire some people who have any level of “scope” in your Customer (Un)Support.

@Uber_Support This is going well…

@Uber_Support Nothing screams “Customer Support” like “talk to you a half a day from now”. Isn’t your whole deal “right now service”. This is pure garbage. You at least give me hope that AI won’t take over us all as dealing with your AI is less painful than eating glass.

I am so glad #NotreDame removed themselves from Bowl Contention so now I know the committee made the right decision. Grow the fuck up. Life isn’t fair. An institution that teaches you that when life isn’t fair you just quit and bail is never a place I’d want my child to be at

House of Dynamite on @Netflix is the worst pile of garbage tv I’ve ever experienced. What a dumpster fire waste of my time. Do not recommend.

@ComicsgateVideo No. It’s actually another random pile of garbage once again Netflix dumpster fire. This was shit. All over the map and made no sense at all. Pure garbage.

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@BlueJays, read the room. You are going to the World Series. This isn’t rave time. I don’t care if that’s an @Sportsnet contract thing. That’s an embarrassment. This shit will be thrown in your face when #Ohtani single handedly sweeps us. It’s been 30+ yrs for a reason. Wake up

@Nickster1619 I got the same thing. I think it’s The Ring…

TSN feed really wants me to get Crave

Dear America, Stop acting surprised and remorseful about today. This *IS EXACTLY* who you are. The rest of the world saw today, a day where 4 students got shot in a Colorado high school (which didn’t even make the news given the rest of it), as en point of who you are. Joke.

Paid for @ufc tonight because had people coming mover. Now I know why I never do this. Pure garbage.

@FloRacing This is so random but we are a bunch of Canadians watching these races and betting on them on some rogue cable channel.:: Want some wild content and c all us haha? DM me and I can send a number. (I can call you too!)

@SoNationals This is so random but we are a bunch of Canadian watching these races and betting on them on some rogue cable channel Want some wild content and call us haha? DM me and I can send a number.

Fuck! Did nobody tap on the #Oilers lightly? Because it kind of feels like nobody’s home. #LetsGoOilers #Instacart #Cantaloupe Also, he’s not wrong. Don’t fuck with a hallow cantaloupe. That’s sage advice. Respect.

Canadian French Debate gets moved to an earlier time slot when most of the west is still at work… all so as to not interfere with a Montreal Candiens hockey game? And people still wonder where the sentiment of western alienation comes from. #cndpoli