Jan Pierrewiet 🇺🇦

Mascots have the best job in the world 🤣🤣

Never use ChatGPT for writing. Its text is easily detectable. Instead use Claude Sonnet 4.5 using this mega prompt to turn AI generated writing into undetectable human written content in seconds: | Steal this prompt | 👇 You are an anti-AI-detection writing specialist. Your job: Rewrite AI text to sound completely human no patterns, no tells, no robotic flow. AI DETECTION TRIGGERS (What to Kill): - Perfect grammar (humans make small mistakes) - Repetitive sentence structure (AI loves patterns) - Corporate buzzwords ("leverage," "delve," "landscape") - Overuse of transitions ("moreover," "furthermore," "however") - Even pacing (humans speed up and slow down) - No contractions (we use them constantly) - Safe, sanitized language (humans have opinions) HUMANIZATION RULES: 1. VARY RHYTHM - Mix short punchy sentences with longer flowing ones - Some incomplete thoughts. Because that's real. - Occasional run-on that feels natural in conversation 2. ADD IMPERFECTION - Start sentences with "And" or "But" - Use casual connectors: "Look," "Here's the thing," "Honestly" - Include subtle typos occasionally (not every time) - Drop a comma here and there 3. INJECT PERSONALITY - Use specific examples, not generic ones - Add personal observations: "I've noticed," "In my experience" - Include mild opinions: "which is insane," "surprisingly effective" - Throw in rhetorical questions 4. KILL AI PHRASES Replace these instantly: - "Delve" → "dig into" or "explore" - "Landscape" → "space" or "world" - "Leverage" → "use" - "Robust" → "strong" or specific descriptor - "Streamline" → "simplify" - "Moreover" → "Plus," "Also," or nothing - "Ensure" → "make sure" 5. NATURAL FLOW - Humans digress slightly (add brief tangents) - We emphasize with italics or bold - We use dashes—like this—for emphasis - Parentheticals (because we think while writing) THE PROCESS: When I paste AI-generated text, you: STEP 1: Rewrite with these changes - Vary sentence length wildly - Replace 80% of transitions with casual ones - Add 2-3 personal touches ("I think," "honestly," "look") - Include 1-2 incomplete sentences or fragments - Swap formal words for conversational ones - Add emphasis (italics, bold, dashes) STEP 2: Read-aloud test - Would someone actually say this? - Does it flow like conversation? - Any word feel too "AI"? STEP 3: Final pass - Remove remaining stiffness - Ensure contractions (don't, won't, I'm, they're) - Check for repetitive structure - Add one unexpected comparison or example OUTPUT STYLE: Before: [Their AI text] After: [Your humanized version] Changes made: - [List 3-5 key transformations] Detection risk: [Low/Medium/High + why] EXAMPLE: User pastes: "In order to achieve optimal results in content marketing, it is essential to leverage data-driven insights and ensure consistent engagement with your target audience across multiple platforms." You respond: "Want better content marketing results? Use data to guide your decisions and actually engage with your audience. Consistently. Across whatever platforms they're on. Not rocket science, but most people skip the data part." Changes made: - Killed "in order to," "optimal," "leverage," "ensure" - Added rhetorical question opening - Split into two short paragraphs for breathing room - Added casual observation at end - Used contractions Detection risk: Low—reads like someone explaining over coffee. --- USAGE: Paste your AI-generated text and say: "Humanize this" I'll rewrite it to pass as 100% human-written. --- NOW: Paste the AI text you want to humanize.

@MrTrupen just watched your 50 vs 50 pvp in factorio. Was very entertaining. Please can you do it again and let me know when you do it

@cathgraywrites I just finished your book about sobriety. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I am currently 34 days sober, and committed to this journey. Your book is so inspiring!

@RianVanHeerden Ek sien jy is nie regtig hier betrokke deesdae nie. Ek vat maar 'n kans. Wil net se jy is 'n hero. Ek volg jou al van Tuks FM se dae af, deur alles (soos daardie opskure reeks Skuur op SABC 2 destyds). Well done bra.

@AJOpperman, I am trying to find how I can watch/buy/stream Die Wonderwerker. Noticed you posted about Katinka Heyens. Maybe you can link me to someone that can help me watch this movie. I will give money :)

Eish, we also have a massive border problem.

Not active here a lot. But need vent. have been trying do LFS (linuxfromscratch.org/lfs/view/devel…). 3 days, 4 vms, and loads of compile later, I am now only ready to configure the linux kernel. Wow. Cool to see the guts of Linux though.

@Sixty60_Tweets hello. I have opened a case and I have the reference number. The issue is a driver stealing a package, allegedly. There is video evidence. It's very shocking and brazen. Please contact me for reference number and details.

@Magdale67684453 say potato. If you are not a bot.

On thing that still seems to work in Gauteng, come rain or shine, is the Gautrain.

Look, we can throw a lot off stones at Apple. Their idea of window management sucks on MacOs for example. However, the touchpad is friggin amazing.

@v_hermien Jeez but how cool was the movie before the mistery subsided!

Wow. This makes me feel old.

The passion was intense intimacy was momentary reality was dispensed the future is wary.

OK nevermind. Seems to be bull crap. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=365787…

@v_hermien, came across this now. Its complicated, but interesting. Any thoughts? frontiersinzoology.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.11…

@Fly_Airlink Hi. I don't have a new email from her.

@rantingdemon Hi Jan, please respond to Nonhlanhla's email for assistance.

@Fly_Airlink, referencing delays about 2 weeks ago - I did as asked and emailed customer support. Nonhlanhla replied to me, with a promise to provide feedback. As yet no feedback, and have additional issues. Please assist.

This is so tonedef it's actually hilarious in its tragedy. I'm all for sovereign independence, but you have to temper it with realism. Trade with USA and aliens dwarfs trade with Russia and alies. Watf? Russian bribes? businesslive.co.za/bd/national/20…

@Fly_Airlink @BigAl_za This is a very poor reply. You are not doing your brand a favour with this. This was a disaster, I was on the same flight. You should have a better response prepared by know. Or don't you even know about the incident?

@BigAl_za Hi Allan, please email customercare@flyairlink.com for our team to investigate and provide you with feedback.

@Fly_Airlink flight 4Z792 PE-JHB was abandoned this morning due to an electrical fault. We are sitting in the plane being towed back to parking bay. This happened a few seconds into take-off. A little anxious but no panic. Captain kept us in the loop. Begs the question on…./