Clive Jackson

@stuartbridger1 @Artemisfornow I might not have been as obvious as intended, but Starmer and Labour are in contempt of the house. The countries MPs and the British people are but a meer obstacle. Please someone, stop this!

@rapidpierre @Artemisfornow 8 contemptible sacks of kak walked out.

The contempt show by MPs for Reform is disgraceful. And yet again Starmer refuses to answer the question the majority of citizens want answering! How will he stop 1000 illegal migrants arriving by boat per week! It’s no wonder they walked out!

Right then, another bit of misinformation by Labour. It claims banning Bitcoin donations to political parties is about stopping fraud. It isn’t. Reform UK is the only party taking donations in cryptocurrency, so this looks more like electoral interference to me! Crypto isn’t fully anonymous anymore. International regulations already track holders through exchanges, (no you didn’t get a vote on this) and most cross-border movements in and out of bank accounts are reported under International tax agreements (no, you didn’t vote on those either). The truth is, Labour will do anything to stay in power.

🚨DOWNING STREET DEMANDS EVERYONE STOP SHARING KEIR STARMER STUMBLE FOOTAGE They've actually asked broadcasters to stop playing the footage 🤣 Any excuse to keep on posting it 👍

Yes it’s true, Labour MPs just voted to plunge Britain into recession.

75-year-old Rose Docherty was arrested! For holding a sign reading "coercion is a crime, here to talk, only if you want" within a Scottish "buffer zone" Rose was kept in a cell for two hours, and refused a chair, despite having double hip replacement. This is Not Policing but Authoritarianism.

Chloe woke up at 6:45am and immediately felt proud of herself. She had, after all, not eaten a single animal product in four years. The planet was healing. She could feel it. 6:52am - Applied her morning SPF. The SPF contains beeswax. Chloe does not know this. Moving on. 7:10am - Breakfast: a smoothie containing avocado. The avocado was grown in Michoacán, Mexico, on land where a pine forest was until 2019. It required approximately 320 litres of water to produce. It was flown to the UK. Chloe sprinkled hemp seeds on top. The hemp seeds came from China. Chloe felt connected to the earth. 8:00am - Got dressed. Polyester leggings, derived from crude oil. A bamboo top that was processed using carbon disulphide in a Taiwanese chemical plant. Trainers with a recycled plastic upper that sheds microplastics into waterways with every wash. Chloe's outfit today had a higher carbon footprint than a ribeye steak. Chloe does not know this either. 9:30am - Posted on Instagram about choosing compassion. The phone was manufactured in a Shenzhen factory using cobalt from the DRC, where mining operations have displaced local communities and killed an unknowable number of small mammals, reptiles, and insects. The algorithm served Chloe an ad for oat milk. Chloe liked it. 12:00pm - Lunch: tofu stir-fry. The soy was grown in Brazil. Brazil produces more soy than almost any country on earth. The primary reason is soybean oil: one of the most widely used industrial and culinary oils on the planet. The soymeal left over after oil extraction is fed to livestock as a byproduct. Chloe is aware of the livestock connection and finds it outrageous. She has not looked into why the soy was grown in the first place. The answer is the oil. The oil is in her salad dressing. 1:30pm - Drove to the garden centre. The car runs on petrol. Chloe has a Just Stop Oil sticker on the bumper. This is not being commented on further. 3:00pm - Bought a monstera. The monstera was grown in a Dutch greenhouse using natural gas heating. Chloe put it next to the pothos that is slowly poisoning the neighbourhood cats. 6:00pm - Dinner: pasta with cashew cream sauce. The cashews were processed in Vietnam, often by workers in conditions that would prompt significant commentary if they were in an abattoir. 8:00pm - Watched a documentary about factory farming. Wept. Posted about it. Caption: "We have to do better." Chloe is, by every measure she has chosen to measure by, doing brilliantly. By some of the others, the picture is more complicated. Chloe has not chosen to measure by those.

The stench of the cover up coming from Downing St over McSweeney's phone is getting more rotten by the hour. Who believes the phone was 'stolen'? Who believes the police were 'too busy' to investigate? This government are deep in the dirt and the whole country knows it.

🚨 Fun Fact: Birmingham City Council has spent around £33 million dealing with the bin strike. The strike started because the council wanted to save £1.2m in staff costs. £33m… to save £1.2m. This is how badly our councils are run.

BREAKING 🚨 I understand Labour have explained that on the night of the deffo theft of McSweeney's phone All of the cameras in London broke and every employee of the Met Police went mysteriously deaf and blind for 4 hours and 37 minutes In other news, Keir is selling a bridge

There is no point in having Prime Minister's Questions today Unless Lindsay Hoyle does his bloody job And makes Starmer answer the questions.

@jodymcintyre_ @Suzer80 The whole stinking party are wrong-uns! How they swindled power is beyond me. The electorate, oh woe the electorate!

Wes Streeting wants to run Britain, and I think he may be even more dangerous than Starmer. I’ve been doing some research, and here’s what I’ve discovered about Streeting's background and his links to Morgan McSweeney…🧵

“I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.” Unbelievably it was that kind of gag by Bob Monkhouse that led to an episode of BBC’s The Repair Shop being pulled after a TV production employee took offence to an alleged “ sexist” joke. The hardback archives of Monkhouse’s handwritten joke books, dating back to 1960s, were bought in for repair by the comic’s adopted daughter and his old writing partner. In a tribute to the comic, who died in 2003, footage of the restoration was due to be aired this year. But the BBC axed the segment after a member of the production company Ricochet complained about one of the gags. I would like to know the identity of that employee. He or she has robbed many of us of a decent bit of television. Rare enough on the BBC I couldn’t give a toss if they were upset about the gag. Monkhouse will have bought a damned sight more pleasures to the world than this employee ever will.

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We all know it. The reason Keir Starmer doesn't want *anyone* to see the messages between Mandelson and McSweeney is because whatever is in those messages will bring him down. It's as simple as that. Keir Starmer lied. McSweeney lied. This is a blatant cover-up He MUST resign

Our MPs have just voted against new North Sea drilling at Rosebank and Jackdaw – in the middle of a gas supply crisis triggered by war with Iran. Unions are begging Miliband to approve new North Sea projects, but Labour MPs still march in line with his green dogma while household bills head back towards £1,800 a year. Turning our backs on domestic gas that could heat millions of homes isn’t “transition”, it’s economic suicide. They would rather import up to 80% of our gas by 2030 and ship in foreign LNG at wartime prices than back British jobs and British energy security. This isn’t a strategy – it’s Milliband’s lunacy. And Labour MPs just voted for it.

@triffic_stuff_ @BritifyUK Reform should be petrified! Restore is taking the British people seriously and ripping through the false political BS. This will end up with the "nearly man" Farage calling Rupert "a big nose smelly bum."

🚨FARAGE SLAMS “IRRESPONSIBLE” RUPERT LOWE! 🤔 Nigel Farage Attacks Lowe And His Supporters As He Says Some Of The Things Lowe Says Is Not Responsible Language 🤨 Farage accuses Lowe and his online community of wanting to fight a war against every Islamic person in this country. This is complete rubbish. He is simply smearing Lowe and his supporters. Nigel knows it is not true, and Rupert has said nothing of the kind. Lowe has clearly and publicly stated his position and his vision for the country. Nigel should go and read them. Nigel also dismisses Rupert’s support as fake, claiming it is mainly driven by bot accounts. Again, this is absolute rubbish. The popularity and momentum are very real and grassroots-driven. You can see that with the astonishing success of Restore Britain, which has rapidly smashed through 110,000 members in just weeks. Nigel is clearly frightened. Restore Britain will take over Reform, and deep down I suspect he is acutely aware of this.

Is This Plausible? I am Morgan Macsweeney I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland I hold a top-secret security clearance I own a mobile phone I use this phone to conduct Government Business I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson My phone is tracked by GCHQ There are protocols for officials using personal phones to conduct Government business My communications are monitored to ensure they are not intercepted My phone is "stolen" a month after Lord Mandelson is sacked The police do not investigate The phone is not tracked down The police are too busy to track down the phone the most senior member of the Prime Minister's team - someone with a top-secret security clearance I do not contact my service provider to block the stolen phone I do not consider asking GCHQ to do this as a national security priority I do not ask for a replacement sim I do not buy a new phone I do not activate my new phone with the new sim I do not log-in to my Google account I do not select "Restore" I do not download WhatsApp I do not recover my messages Nobody, ever, who had their phone stolen was ever able to get their messages back. @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL STUPID? It is the cover-up that will take you down

🚨 Focus … Starmer will introduce just one piece of legislation, which Labour will vote through. This new law will hand power to ministers to align with the EU without further votes in Parliament. Stripping democracy away because they don’t like the majority’s will. Wow 💣