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@esp3rtamente @alma43_47 Your mother is retarded I'm so sorry 🥲

@alma43_47 Hasn’t had to worry about it in over 20 years

Ragebaited myself by asking my mom to guess what a down payment on a house would be these days (she guessed $8,000)

@GetGiffed @TheGriftReport Not at all. A woman was stabbed, so why would people want to look lol

Southport knife attack survivor Leanne Lucas 'devastated' after 48 NHS staff accessed her medical records for NO reason Leanne Lucas, the dance instructor who was stabbed while running a Taylor Swift-themed children’s workshop in Southport in July 2024, has been told almost two years later that 48 members of staff at University Hospitals of Liverpool Group looked at victims’ confidential records with zero clinical justification. The trust discovered the breaches in August 2024 but delayed telling survivors until this week, claiming it was to protect their mental health. Leanne said: “I am absolutely devastated and horrified that my privacy has been invaded when I was at my most vulnerable… 48 people not involved in my care abused their position of trust.” The hospital has now launched HR disciplinary action against the staff involved, notified regulators and professional bodies, and issued a formal apology. Leanne has waived her anonymity and is represented at the ongoing Southport Inquiry by law firm Broudie Jackson Canter.

@ykslyy Yellow

can someone tell me scientifically why yt players look bad in Lakers jerseys

@veggie_eric I still do it, fuckit

genuinely hate that I can no longer use "—" in anything I write anymore

@ApollosMission 2k mycareer

Call of Duty is dead. Arc Raiders is dead. Fortnite is dead. Battlefield is dead. GTA is still not out. What is anyone even playing anymore these days?

@Fair_and_Biased "I'm still gonna watch" sent me

OK, I’m just flipping tables at this point. I know people are discussing Helen’s (and now Clytemnestra’s) ethnicity, but here’s a different complaint: Why would you have the SAME ACTRESS play two sisters who are NOT TWINS? It’s like every decision is meant to take the audience out of the story. We have rap. We have random American accents. We have anachronistic language like “Let’s go!” & “Daddy.” We have one actress playing two characters that are not identical nor twins. We have a female presumably playing a male. I take this stuff very personally because of my obsession with epic literature and mythology. I really would love to be wrong. I’m probably going to give Christopher Nolan my ticket money just to see what he comes up with, but I’m afraid this is Rings of Power 2.0.

@Being_Kara @chrisluxonmp Who will you vote for

Dear Christopher Luxon @chrisluxonmp My kids are in their twenties, grafting hard, saving every cent, and still getting nowhere in a housing market that feels completely stacked against them. They just want a modest house in the city they grew up in, bought on ordinary Kiwi wages. They are hardworking and diligent and law abiding citizens. Instead they turn up to open homes and watch Indian families pay cash prices that blow local bids away. Here’s the uncomfortable truth: these buyers aren’t competing on anything like a level playing field. India’s 1.4 billion people have operated for over 2,000 years under a caste system that divided society into rigid layers. The Brahmins at the top, then Kshatriyas, Vaishyas, Shudras, and Dalits outside it altogether. Marriage was (and largely still is) within caste. Land, business, and capital stayed locked inside those upper tiers across generations. The result is concentrated family wealth that moves with migrants. One sibling gets residency, the extended network pools the rupees built up over centuries of that stratified system, and suddenly they’re dropping deposits in Auckland or Wellington that the everyday Kiwi could never match. We are a small island country of five million people. Our young ones didn’t inherit centuries of accumulated capital from a closed hierarchy that kept wealth circulating inside the same families and castes. They inherited student debt, $700-a-week rents, and a government that keeps immigration wide open because it pads the GDP figures and locks in a few extra ethnic voting blocs. You keep calling this “highly skilled” migration and telling us to work harder. A small island nation cannot expect its next generation to compete against the purchasing power of a subcontinent whose historical social structure was literally designed to concentrate and preserve wealth at the top. You campaigned on fixing housing and getting migration under control. My kids aren’t the “grumpy few.” They’re the future of this country, and right now they’re being quietly priced out of it in their own homeland. So tell me Prime Minister how exactly are they supposed to get ahead when the deck is this heavily stacked? Because “just work harder” is no longer cutting it. Yours, in growing frustration, A former National voter x.com/JayMcdz52850/s…

@BlowLeads @DameandGiannis @esidery Nah

@rassydp @DameandGiannis @esidery thats fucking robbery for that bum💀

The Pacers just lost their 2026 1st-round pick for Ivica Zubac. Los Angeles now gets the No. 5 overall pick. A massive moment of heartbreak again for Indiana.

@DaireCarragher Still don't know which one is new or old

This has been an opinion of mine forever. And extends far beyond the Jags. Nostalgia blinds people. If the left was the old Jags logo and the right was the new one, people would be outraged.

@WorldWideWob Everyone is massively overreacting. Zube is good as

No pressure Ivica Zubac but you are going to have to be Kareem now.

@DameandGiannis @esidery Not too bad?

@esidery lmao 5th pick for “Zubac”. Good business Indy!

@patricej36 Throw pork on his roof and let it rot

Possibly the funniest thing I read on facebook today. A paki asking can he ring the guards over their neighbour cooking pork. I'm hoping we get a good summer, fill the air with bbq sausages and ribs 😂

@SirPuttsalot @froelich21 @DrewGarrison Fuck you're a twat 🤣

@froelich21 @DrewGarrison Well nobody lives on the golf course they live next to it. I know prepositions and property lines are hard.

A golfer isn’t responsible for a broken window at a house on the course. Don’t let anyone tell you differently.

@CuriosityonX If you believe this I have something to sell you

People don't realize there's an alien planet on Earth. (sort of) 90% of the reptiles and 95% of the snails found here do not exist on the other 196 million square miles of Earth’s surface. If this single, 1,400-square-mile patch of dirt disappeared, hundreds of species would be permanently erased from the known universe. This is Socotra Island, off the coast of Yemen.

@Trapsquadlal @espnW And she ain't that 🤣

@espnW You have to be VERY pretty to pull off that short hair look ngl

A'JA WILSON 👑 📸: Matt Winkelmeyer/MG26/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue

@TheDunkCentral @rileysbetter Auraless homo

"Flopping has ruined our league. Joel Embiid is one of the greatest players that has played basketball, but he flops. He knows it too" - Jaylen Brown (h/t @rileysbetter )

@amphichrome_ @ExpeditionAudi That's not what they asked Smfh

@ExpeditionAudi I MOSTLY use stainless steel pans - you must

it’s crazy how much being good at cooking is just whether or not you let the pan get hot enough first

@newyorkpatroit @geopol1123 @SupaVol @TommyBeer Had to?

@geopol1123 @SupaVol @TommyBeer They had to get below the luxury tax

Brad Stevens, who won Executive of the Year earlier this week, traded Anfernee Simons for Nikola Vučević at the deadline. Vooch was a DNP-CD in Game 7. Joe Mazzulla started Baylor Scheierman, Ron Harper Jr., and Luka Garza in Game 7 Those 3 players were a combined 0-for-7 from the floor for zero points in Game 7

@morganjberry @Jjdavies931 @JeffFrixel "& tip your wait staff" sooooo not free 🤣🤣💀

@Jjdavies931 @JeffFrixel not at all!!!!! i stay at the golden nugget and you can get free drinks while in the casino as long as you’re acting right & tip your wait staff for the trouble💅🏻

I love Las Vegas. Me: I'm drunk and locked myself of out of my room. Desk: I will print you out a new key. Anything else? Me: A free beer would be great. Desk: How many would you like sir? Me (dumbfounded): Uh one would be great thanks