Chris Jones

@AndyBurnhamGM it’s time!

Everything rotten in Britain stems from this period. Everything. Landlord rents. Shit in the rivers. Zero work hours. No British industry. Gas, electric bills through the roof, No affordable housing. All of it.

@BambiFrancis @SkyBet 😂😂😂 me and Nigel Havers tried our best #Nigel

@skybet my bets tab has disappeared off app. Done all online fixes. Any chance you can help

@SimonBrundish @LewisSteele_ MRI-an Air?

@LewisSteele_ They had an MRI whilst flying???

Arne Slot says Hugo Ekitike travelled to London but they got the MRI scan on the flight after training that he had a muscular issue that is DOMS (delayed onset muscle soreness) so they could not risk him especially with Alexander Isak injured.

Thank god spurs didn’t go down to 8 🤯

@thorne_carl @TheKopHQ Gone from heavy metal football to country and western. Poor

Such a really bad game of Footy this 🤦‍♂️

@DadddyPig Felt sorry for him tonight

You just know Madrid will be coming for Dom soon

@Law_Murph1 Av a good one butty 🍻

Early night, Wigan away tomorrow #CCFC

@Law_Murph1 Hope you got a decent wallpaper steamer

@ray_bladder Cheers mate 😂

Quality book

@Law_Murph1 I’ll have to see if my old man still got it 👍🏼

@ray_bladder No idea as not seen that addition yet? Can I borrow yours?

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@WebleyShane @IslwynHigh Congrats 👏🏻

Well Exeter Uni Med School you've got an absolute star on your hands now! Gutting she's leaving us but not too far away my little chicky! Go smash it like you always have. Worlds ya lobster 🦞 ❤️❤️❤️ @IslwynHigh

@Law_Murph1 @grok 😂

@ray_bladder @grok Too classy for me

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to ever visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Great weekend tour with Treowen stars girls. Top entertainment and swig with the Boz man as always 🍻

@SimonBrundish After the Lord Mayors show. Painful as it is

I have to confess Last Sunday was way more fun…

Split decision minimum

Van Nistelrooy, probably the worst appointment in premier league history