chelsea

Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield be saying

free money

❤️ life with you.

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

My favorite part about farmers market is when cutting the middleman out makes the veggies more expensive

it’s sad because i know you really wanna go on walks at night and clear your mind but you’re a girl

Rabbi Adam Brody is honestly too much for me to handle. I am unwell.

adam brody judging everyone in a kitchen legacy lives on

Think about it. In just a month and a half we’ll watch Gene Principe do something preposterous yet iconic and then hear about the Oilers hit of the game sponsored by James H. Brown & Associates. I can’t wait.

A lot of you wouldn’t understand what it was like to be in college when Levels by Avicii came out

nobody will remember: - your salary - how "busy you were" - how many hours you worked people will remember - mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

@TrulyTahnee I rolled my eyes at first because I used them like 10 years ago lmao. But he’s so tender and excited to use them and that’s what life should be about. The little joys and happy moments. I’ll use a gif today in your dads honour ❤️

@raydeeoh_ My dad would have loved gifs!!!

My dad recently discovered Gifs when texting and it’s the most wholesome thing. Protect dads at all costs ❤️

@SteveThePylon I love that!! ❤️

@SteveThePylon I had no idea there was a translation feature! That’s pretty cool!

it’s so interesting to me how as a human you could have so much going on in your life but then you sit in your balcony and watch the sunset and suddenly everything kind of doesn’t really matter

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports