Through a Glass Darkly

His first goal contribution since 2025 It's May

Ahahahahahha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Priceless_MCI Most overrated player I have ever known

Saka doing this whilst having 7 league goals , no shame 😭

WE ARE IN MAY TF YOU MEAN SEASON IS GETTING STARTED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“I have never seen a winger humiliate Timber in my life” Meanwhile 18 year old Estevao who is barely old enough to drive almost drove Rev. Timber back to the woods😭

@BasilTheGreat @BBCNews The act of rape is a weapon of war used by barbaric soldiers and gangs as a form of societal repression and domination. This is all part of the ‘rape gang’ strategy used in Bradford, Rochdale, Oldham etc etc. it’s so obvious.

A group of girls booked flights to Ibiza with no money because they assumed men would just fund the trip, but they were shocked when no one did 💀 “We couldn’t afford bottled water, so we boiled tap water on the stove in the Airbnb”

“Yeah man she wanted me so bad”

Burnley players on the counter attack 😂

The 50 Shades of JP Morgan teaser looks so wild...

I'm not going to get off of this freaking platform tonight. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MartienBall Me when I was trying to convince my driving instructor I was looking at my mirrors

The art of looking busy on the pitch without doing or contributing to FUCK ALL 🤣🤣 wasteman

wish me luck

Fabricates a lawsuit after getting fired and takes the opportunity to call his own wife a fish head with no cannons You can’t make this shit up

@gabriel_horwitz @willchamberlain So the whole ‘birthday bj for the brown boy’ and ‘at least your balls don’t smell like curry’ were just made up thoughts from his own head? Holy shit 😹

@gabriel_horwitz I feel so sorry for this woman. Being accused falsely of sexual assault is one thing, but being falsely accused of sexual assaulting an Indian is like the deepest fucking insult a moderately attractive white woman can endure on this planet. She may never recover from this.

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.

JP Morgan: “We are sorry to inform you that we will not be moving forward with your application.” Me: