Rachel Morgan

Looking after my neighbour's cat and accidentally snapped a 90s album cover

Cmon then bsky.app/profile/rachel…

Ahhh Jen! We run the Poetry Social Club together, check us out: instagram.com/thepoetrysocia…

Me to my housemate "Ooh are you humming Chappell Roan?" My housemate "...no. Phantom of the Opera." 🙃😆

When BBC2 got rid of these idents

New baby shoes never worn just dropped x

Book twitter please help, ever since I've read Hamnet + The Marriage Portrait all I want is more female centric, nature influenced, heavily descriptive and preferably 15th/16th C set books. Please recommend things to satisfy me, Maggie O'F has set the bar high and quite specific

Great news for people who always brought a sick note to PE. Our Olympic games start tomorrow night on BBC 2

These say they're an XL but they're actually a size 10

Phenomenal Tony Soprano impression I’m SCREECHING

@SouthendMuseums Hello! Do you know the story behind these brilliant changing lights at the Civic Centre?

@SydMoore1 Buildings are FIT and we know it makes sense

I can't help it. The construction industry is booming and I see huge erections everywhere.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fuck I loved Screwball Scramble

@MrsEmmaB12 Here 👏 for 👏 this

I know I'm an old person etc etc but I just asked a man to turn down his phone, he was playing videos loudly on a train... why did everyone stop using headphones 👵 he now hates me but cmon

@Clunnad Perfect

@raymorganwrites Wrote a song about this.

@peterscarsdale Not in that environment today 🤣

@SouthendSanti Oh this guy is my age! The sweet spot between teen and boomer

@raymorganwrites The thing is, it's not even just young people doing this. Seen teenagers right up to boomers doing exactly the same.

@_emilyoram Thankyou! He looked so baffled as to why I was asking

@raymorganwrites no everyone hates this, you did the right thing 💪

My phone just autocorrected showbusiness to Shoeburyness 😆 #essexgirl

@leighalexander Yep! I wrote this this week about it