Rayna Lerner

Making chocolate milk ice cubes with my daughter. Told her to write a “do not open” post it for the freezer while they freeze. This is what she wrote. So I’m pretty much gonna have to take the day off I guess…

Me (to son): Tell me about prom Son: …There was chicken…

I mean, is it even possible for a dish to have too much garlic?

My motto, every morning…

@fast_lerner That sense of pride when you spy your 17 yr old son has emailed a “To Do List” to himself on his own accord

@Kriseman @StPeteFL This is great and I hope many turn out. Any possibility those of us who got all eligible family members vaccinated as soon as possible can get vouchers (or something similar)?

If you haven't been vaccinated yet, please visit us at @StPeteFL City Hall on Sunday from 10 to 3. First 500 will receive a voucher for 1 month of free downtown parking. Perfect for those of you in downtown hospitality or who love visiting downtown.

Songs on the radio should not have horns honking. Gets me every time!

@bobbybonesshow 8

How many hours of sleep do you get a night? 😴

@AndreKindness And all along, I’ve been convincing him he’s channeling Dierks Bentley

@mindykaling No

@SouthwestAir I just filed a complaint via email. Your flight credit policy is problematic.

Proud of my wonderful colleague @Fludderick for the great work he is doing @Shorecrest . youtube.com/watch?v=ymjYbV… @RFluddSPS

@BelovedGhast Something strikingly similar once happened to a 10 yr old @fast_lerner

Retweet #IDriveFor so @Chevrolet will contribute $5 to @AmericanCancer in support of the drive against #breastcancer

@bilinguallearn twitter.com/tomhanks/statu…

Blueprints approved and building has started. #measuring @Shorecrest

Absolute madness at Camden Yards.. Basebrawl

New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life theonion.com/r/36584 via @theonion

@fast_lerner Good Luck!

Happy Birthday @fast_lerner