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Matt Garcia

Matt Garcia

@rbeef81

I'm me. Just an awesomly cool guy.

Warsaw, IN Katılım Ocak 2010
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Matt Garcia
Matt Garcia@rbeef81·
@Whatevah_Amy OH MY GOD! That jerk kid from the movie Snow Day knew it the whole time. Shampoo is the impostor.
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I was today years old when I learned that Shamu actually died in 1971. Who are these imposters we’ve been calling Shamu at SeaWorld!?
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Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
They rearranged the grocery store again so I guess these are my weekend plans now.
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Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
Sometimes I wonder how many accounts think I’m a porn bot when I legit just like their posts.
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Matt Garcia@rbeef81·
@Whatevah_Amy Ain’t nothing like having an 8 hour day that coulda been an email. Happy Birthday.
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Matt Garcia@rbeef81·
@Whatevah_Amy Well, then when is a good time to message you? Asking for a friend 🤣
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Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
Yes I run all my social media pages myself. That’s why I’m not answering your messages at 3am I’m asleep! If you want 24 hour attention I can direct you to a creator who has a paid team running theirs… 🤔
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Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Crazy liberal Dolton Illinois mayor Tiffany Henyard lost her primary by 80 points last night 🤣
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Dr: you should be eating 80 grams of protein a day. How much are you eating? Me: 4 Dr: 40 grams? Me: no probably just 4 Dr: Me: Dr: Me: I’ll work on it, Doc.
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Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
The oven cleaning hack I got off instagram didn’t work at all. I’m about to find that page and report it for abuse.
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Jess Rohlik
Jess Rohlik@JessicaLRohlik·
Man, this field is lucky that MK isn’t still racing because that dude and rain delayed D500’s worked out REEEEALLY well! 🎉🏁💗
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Waffle House@WaffleHouse·
surviving valentines season as a single person is a lot easier when you have waffle house
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Whatever_Amy
Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
My body is comprised of pasta, cheese and silicone.
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Matt Garcia@rbeef81·
@Whatevah_Amy The answer depends on if you thought said cop who was half your age who helped you was hot.
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Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
Not sure which was more mortifying- the panic attack I had on the side of the highway or having to show my hideous drivers license pic to the cop half my age who helped me.
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Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
They’re just not making bangers like the Thong Song anymore
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Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
My Ring cameras aren’t for security. They’re just recordings of me walking home drunk from my neighbors house.
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Matt Garcia@rbeef81·
@Whatevah_Amy They wouldn’t let you change it due to a major life event? Jerks
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Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
When it came time to choose my uniform number in college, I lovingly picked the same number my boyfriend wore, who played lacrosse. Then he dumped me and I had to wear that same number and be reminded of the guy who stomped on my heart for the next 3 years. 😭
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Matt Garcia@rbeef81·
@ChrisOwens62 I have contacted my ISP after service interruption and have received credit for the outage.
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Chris Owens@ChrisOwens62·
Do people ask for refunds when their power goes out? How bout when their cable or internet goes out? Shit happens, it sucks, but to always expect 100% uptime leaves you open to a letdown. FYI 100% uptime is never guaranteed.
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Whatever_Amy
Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
Growing up my mother was a fabulous cook, yet we thought the biggest treat ever was a tv dinner with the burnt brownie in the middle.
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