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As a lifelong fan of #baseball but not of organized crime, I believe the #Astros should be prosecuted under the RICO Act. They should be banned from@the game. All of them.

Boston — New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick late Tuesday announced Alex Cora as the newest addition to the team’s coaching staff. “He’s our kind of guy,” Belichick said. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

I don't want to dunk on the Northwestern J-students, in part because I think we need journalists now more than ever and punching down in his profession is extremely shitty, but I do want to tell a story about why we call people who might not want to be contacted for stories.

@dkiesow @DARPA So, @DARPA is filming the sequel to “Shawshank Redemption.” Working title: Dufresne’s Dominion.”

Attention, city dwellers! We're interested in identifying university-owned or commercially managed underground urban tunnels & facilities able to host research & experimentation. go.usa.gov/xVWCn It's short notice... We're asking for responses by Aug. 30 at 5:00 PM ET.

@dkiesow One word: Snowglobe.

@RaysBaseball Snell earned a bigger raise than that. And we deserve better ball club managers. Shame on Erik. Shame on Stuart. @snellzilla4

IU Journalism intern champion, mentor and forgiver of pranksters, Marge Blewett, has died. She inspired so many - and this photo says why.

Some board meetings are more scenic than others.

An ambitious and needed effort by @LocalMediaAssoc localmedia.org/local-media-as…

My father paid into his @NewYorkLife policy for 21 years. Missed a payment after a stroke and pneumonia hospitalized him - so NYL says it won’t honor the $5,000 claim. #Asshats #zerointegrity

Hey, @DeltaAssist - I have been on hold for two hours. And I’m Diamond.

On hold for two hours as a Diamond medallion and million miler. This is what #fail looks like, #delta.

I’m sipping Flor De Caña and lime juice, it's 3 am Blow a fruit fly off the rim of my glass

@jimbrady STFD

Since you changed contractors, @CityofSarasota, recycling on our street is rarely picked up. Any accountability?

Tree trimmers from @insideFPL left EVERY GATE OPEN when they left, so our dogs got out. Lucky they weren’t killed. Awaiting apology.

On a sandworm storming Arakeen, Jared's blue spice eyes stared into Dune's destiny, whiispering, "Long live the fighters." #imetjared

I fly Delta. This is one reason. qz.com/847332/read-de…

Grinch, Bad Hombre. Whos, America. Cindy Lou Who, a 4. Literally. She’s 4. A 4 I’ll be dating in 10 years. #trumpbookreport

Dune is rigged. The Bene Gesserit? Nasty women. And the Fremen. Sad. I would Kwisatz Haderach for them. So, so Kwisatz. #trumpbookreport