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Sometimes I stare at my iPhone for a minute trying to remember how to actually dial a phone number.

Happy cruising! 153 people on Princess cruise ship in the Caribbean infected with norovirus nbcnews.com/news/us-news/1…

The ‘dead internet theory’ makes eerie claims about an AI-run web. The truth is more sinister unsw.edu.au/newsroom/news/…

A coastal bluff collapsed near a popular beach area in Del Mar early Wednesday morning, prompting a response from authorities, though no injuries were reported. thecoastnews.com/bluff-collapse…

What an odd thing to lie about O'Hare detainment: Law enforcement dispute Skokie woman's account chicagotribune.com/2026/03/11/oha…

Police warn of crocodiles "absolutely everywhere" after Australia floods - CBS News cbsnews.com/news/crocodile…

Make the CEO of every company with a TV app log in using a remote.

international women's day only being 23 hours is objectively funny

Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack. "The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."

Alcohol is the Devil

A woman was accused of 'cop-shopping' by police because she'd been to 2 different police stations to report her ex-husband for stalking and threatening her. They told Kelly she needed to ‘cool off’ and to 'give him a break’. He stabbed her and burned her to death just days later. share.google/Iw2BLHMAeeLDOZ…

@scotchNwine @SouthwestAir @missicalvert And let other childfree customers get stuck with a 0-12 &13 year old w no parent nearby! Woohoo i get to babysit bickering seat kickers now.

@SouthwestAir @missicalvert @SouthwestAir I like your new promotion for families, fly Southwest airline and let someone else watch your kid for 2 hours.

Hey @SouthwestAir it’s been brought to my attention that families are being separated with the new seating assignments. How do I ensure that I my minor children are seated with me for their supervision and safety?

Judge dismisses case brought by Columbia student detained by immigration agents - CBS New York cbsnews.com/newyork/news/c…

Oopsies US jets shot down over Kuwait in 'apparent friendly fire incident', officials say bbc.com/news/articles/…

Dangerously incompetent Pentagon shoots down US Customs and Border Protection drone with laser system, lawmakers say | CNN cnn.com/2026/02/26/us/…

This is gonna be a good netflix show JFK stowaway Svetlana Dali caught on Newark flight with no ticket, sources say – NBC New York nbcnewyork.com/queens/jfk-sto…

A realtor's listing went viral after the AI used to edit the home's interior photos added a "demon" to one image

New York City man pleads guilty to fraud in New Yorker Hotel case | AP News apnews.com/article/new-yo…

Andrew arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office as King says 'law must take its course' - live updates - BBC News bbc.com/news/live/c70k…

For any other olympic hopefuls Curl San Diego – America's Finest Curling Club! curlsandiego.org

Trump: "On the world stage, America is respected again like it has never been respected before." Munich, Germany: